Smooth Operator

As long as your sure he's a proper player Graham.

Ye Olde Cervix

The Flange Filler

The Twisted Knacker

I'd plump for a Mike Newell/Alan Shearer dream team!

Chronicle are saying that after some "guidance" from Fat Fred Souness will be back talking to the press this weekend. About fucking time the cowardly bastard stood up and took centre stage, he's got the nerve in the in the same article to say he's never ducked a fight his whole life and isn't about to start now! If you can't even face a few media types when they slaughter your managerial abilties you're hardly one for the trenches Graham.

Dirty fucking bastard. 74466[/snapback] So you'll not want to hear my recipe for homemade tomato ketchup then? 74477[/snapback] Homemade brown sauce too while you're at it 74478[/snapback] Alex that's just sick, there's a line and you've crossed it! 74480[/snapback] Was it your mam or your Grandma that showed you that recipe SMO 74497[/snapback] Neither, some lass called Kerry, said she lived in Heaton but the clip of her she more likely belonged in the Byker Wall! Good quality batter though, mustn't have washed for months!

Dirty fucking bastard. 74466[/snapback] So you'll not want to hear my recipe for homemade tomato ketchup then? 74477[/snapback] Homemade brown sauce too while you're at it 74478[/snapback] 74502[/snapback]

The Crimson Tide

This may sound strange coming from me as I am a Souness hater and never wanted to give him time and punt him straight away but I agree. The thing about Souness is he has never learned. he has never progressed with modern football. he is still doing the same things and making the same mistakes he did when at Rangers (ask Ally McCoist). He was just lucky that the rest of the league was complete pants then. If Roeder makes good changes and improves things it will show that he is different and has learned from previous mistakes. that he has gone away and studied. Well thats my tuppence in. 74463[/snapback] Out of interest, what would McCoist say if I asked him? P.S. Roeader - nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Dirty fucking bastard. 74466[/snapback] So you'll not want to hear my recipe for homemade tomato ketchup then? 74477[/snapback] Homemade brown sauce too while you're at it 74478[/snapback] Alex that's just sick, there's a line and you've crossed it!

The Jesters Lapel

Dirty fucking bastard. 74466[/snapback] So you'll not want to hear my recipe for homemade tomato ketchup then?

Well that's the thing, 45 mins of someone decided which box to open next interspersed with Edmonds prancing around annoying everyone. Pure crap - fact!

Homemade batter Step 1 - Ensure your lass goes with a shower or a bath for at least 5 days. Step 2 - Place said lasses legs around your neck. Step 3 - Take a spatula and carefully collect all battery deposits from around the gash area. Step 4 - Deep fry until golden brown and serve with french fries. Bon appetite!

I think it's shite tbh, sitting watching a load of twats open a few boxes ffs. And I keep expecting to see Mr Blobby to jump out and smother Edmonds with a cream pie.

The Wizard's Sleeve

Leave poor Graham alone, he's Proper Bo!

Camp David

New manager, new defence bar Given.

Watched Double Jeopardy again on ITV2 last night, Ashley Judd gets better every time I see her!

So did we get any money for him or what?

Probably a member of Chico's family as they disembarked the lorry they used to illegally enter the country at Dover!

74000[/snapback] Bet you've just nipped out between wanks with your digital camera and scribbles this on your motor!

Passed a filthy white van on my way to work this morning and someone had scribbled "I wish wor lass was as dirty as this" on the back.