Smooth Operator

Me and Wacky keep fit by having a bit of a wrestle every night, gets a bit repetitive after a while cos i'm unbeaten due to my massive reach advantage! Anyway it keeps us trim, but you can guarentee after every New Year Wacky brings a few others into the ring, just cos they've ovredone it a bit over the festive period doesn't mean we need to tag team wrestle, I don't like sharing ffs!

After she's dropped you off at the Gala Bingo you mean? 76532[/snapback] Aye that's about right, two fat ladies - you and your mother - 88 and all that!

I think thats a disgusting slur. SMO drives a Lexus ffs. 76494[/snapback] SMO drives his lasses Lexus, get it right 76527[/snapback] The vehicle is registered in my name, I am the sole driver therefore it is mine, only I didn't pay for it! Now I'd say that that's a little bit of genius on my part, wouldn't you? Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Aye I had an upbringing akin to that of Richard Pryor (mother shagging punters in front of him and all that). I'd lost my virginity at the age of 8 to a one-eyed female pit miner from Burradon, she said I had an incredible "shaft" for an 8 year old. Then at 10 I fucked my female dentist, she said she'd never seen anyone drill as well for their age. And then on my 12th birthday I did the female postie up the wrong un', she wasn't too fussed I'd put it in the wrong box, she said she did that everyday! It all makes sense now! Seeing as this is on the topic of shagging in cars, if you ever see a black Lexus paked up at Tynemouth Priory you can be sure some lucky lady is having her chassis inspected or her back doors done in Barrymore style!

She should be made to quit for this, it's a worse offence than being an alcoholic imo and look what happend to Charles Kennedy!

Did this for the old woman my lass works with, the death date came out as tomorrow!!! Didn't have the heart to tell her as she's recently endured a stroke (pun intended) and implalment!

The Minge Gatherer

http://www.deathclock.com/ Calculate your day of death! I'm going to last til i'm 89 apparently, and I'll live on 16 years after wor lasses decline which gives me time to find a nice young little sex pot to spend my final years with!

Aye they arrive at OUR airport, use OUR Metro, stay in OUR hotels, drink in OUR bars and fuck OUR women!

He's rumoured to be keeping it real and instead of staying in a swanky 5 star hotel in Sunder er I mean Newcastle, he's gonna spend the night at Pennywell Bail Hostel with his Homeboys!

A shit rapper plays in a shit city. Hardly news worthy!

Chief Chicken Choker?

The Rogered Rabbi 75188[/snapback] The Gassy Jew 75190[/snapback] I think you need to 'dry out' at anti-semites anonymous. 75195[/snapback] All in jew course. Hippopotomous.

Doesnt he play for Glasgow Rangers? 75187[/snapback] No Chartlon, he "rooms" with Darren Ambrose. Alledgedly.

The Rogered Rabbi 75188[/snapback] The Gassy Jew

Well then perhaps the rear would be tighter, I'm not adverse to dropping anchor in turd cove!

The Feltched Rabbit

This is the thing see, in this instance I'm too fussed what her tits are like, I'm attracted to the fact that she'd no doubt be the dirtiest of whores in bed and do owt you wanted her to do!

The gaggle of nerbs

Bingham I agree with but Marsh? 75099[/snapback] She'd get it, just admit it 75118[/snapback] Only if she asked me nicely 75121[/snapback] 75124[/snapback] Someone must be able to find a better picture of her than that!?

What a load of bollocks, I did a calcuation based on what someone on the dole would get per year, and apparently there are 28 million people in this country poorer than Wacky Jnr!

The Post Queen

She's had her nose done has she??? Thought she must be on her to make the money to get it done tbh! While she's there she should get her bongo's lifted too.

Bingham I agree with but Marsh? 75099[/snapback] I know they are close to her knees when unwrapped, but tits are tits, and at least hers are real.

The Whistling Gusset.