Smooth Operator

The big bungling Aussie is shite, he can't catch a cross for toffee!

Don't pollute General Chat with Asprilla's Foreskin pointless ramblings!! Can't someone just ban the knacker?

.................given that the film is about gay cowboys! So does Brokeback relate to what happens in the love scene?

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me. 75003[/snapback] I will happily admit to it. I am a big fan of moderrn art, the more it winds people up the more I like it. Damien Hurst sheep is just a modern take on "still life" btw 75017[/snapback] OK so what's your take on that wifey who filled a gallery full of white boxes then? 75022[/snapback] An interesting take on the importance placed on packaging and appearance in this increasingly consumerist society, and at the same time an ironic comment on waste ans space 75032[/snapback] An interesting evaluation, pure bollocks in my mind though!

Piss-taking is an art form tbh. 75027[/snapback] I had heard a rumour on the art grapevine like that she'd ordered a few white boxes to transport her stuff to the gallery but put a few too many zero's on order and thought fuck it i'll just hoy them about the place and call it art!

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me. 75003[/snapback] I will happily admit to it. I am a big fan of moderrn art, the more it winds people up the more I like it. Damien Hurst sheep is just a modern take on "still life" btw 75017[/snapback] OK so what's your take on that wifey who filled a gallery full of white boxes then?

Seeing as Marsh and Bingham will no doubt be falling out of their tops at every opportunity I'll be watching! My money's on a live reconstruction of what really happended in Barrymore's pool, involving the suspect himself and the victim, played by Pete Burns!

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me.

Probably right, although I might have prefered he was tried, imprisoned and then had the living shit kicked out of him by "honourable" inmates, then be found one morning hanging from his shoe lace!! When it comes to kiddy fiddlers it should a case of guilty until proven innocent.

Is it not pretentious enough to go to an art gallery in the first place, let alone comment on the pretentiousness of the things found in there!? You wont find me in the Baltic or any other gallery, well not unless someone does an exhibition entitled "Vaginal explorations".

well it IS Willington Quay - not quite the intellectual centre of the UK the last time I passed thru on the metro On the other hand I wouldn't have put it down as a haunt of paedophiles either........ I suppose that's the trouble - they are everywhere 74992[/snapback] As are bean flickers, I reckon the bairns were told to have their bath while mummy and mummy go upstairs for a munch on the carpet and a swig from the furry cup! Scary to say but I've walked through Wallsend Forum on numerous occasions and easily picked out at least a dozen potential child molesterers!

Apparently a body has been found near where the adbuction took place, police are trying to determine if there's a connection but say the death itself is not suspicious. Suicide of a guilty neighbour perhaps? Heard the mother lives with her female partner, the 6 year old and an 18 month old, and the bathrooms on the ground floor, they're allowed to bath unsupervised and the front door is either left open or unlocked - stupid mother.

Dirty fucking bastard. 74466[/snapback] So you'll not want to hear my recipe for homemade tomato ketchup then? 74477[/snapback] Homemade brown sauce too while you're at it 74478[/snapback] Alex that's just sick, there's a line and you've crossed it! 74480[/snapback] Was it your mam or your Grandma that showed you that recipe SMO 74497[/snapback] Neither, some lass called Kerry, said she lived in Heaton but the clip of her she more likely belonged in the Byker Wall! Good quality batter though, mustn't have washed for months! 74539[/snapback] Apparently she used to live in Byker but moved to Walkerville? 74858[/snapback] Nah she's not posh enough to be allowed in Walkerville, defo Heaton, Balmoral something as I recall!

The Hippo's Yawn

The Indestructable Appendage

I've seen a lot worse on a Sunday morning and nowts been done let alone the match being cancelled and custodial sentences being handed out!

The Quilted Camel Toe

The Shit Inn

The Anal Ale House

The Floating Log

A Touch Of Cloth

The Rohypnol Inn

If it irrelevant that this assualt took place on a football pitch shouldn't the article be entitled "Thug jailed for jaw break"?

From BBC news: Footballer jailed for jaw break A footballer who punched an opponent and broke his jaw during a match has been jailed for 15 months. Jon Patterson, 22, from Cirencester, struck rival player Lee Young during an ill-tempered town league match. Patterson threw the punch after Mr Young clashed with another player, Gloucester Crown Court heard. Patterson's Golden Farm side were losing 3-0 when the game against Bibury FC was abandoned because of the injury to Mr Young. Patterson, of Paterson Road, Cirencester, admitted inflicting grievous bodily harm on Mr Young in April last year. 'No excuse' Claire Marlow, for the defence, told the court Patterson accepted he had a problem with his temper. "He has said he is sorry for the injury and he didn't mean it," she said. "It was just a row in a game of football. "The problem is that he gets himself involved in rows with other people." Prosecutor Tim Evans said: "Lee Young was acting as sweeper when he was body checked by a Golden Farm player. A free kick was awarded and taken by the goalkeeper. "In the centre of the pitch, a verbal argument had broken out between the victim and the player who fouled him." Mr Evans explained that Patterson hit Mr Young when he was not looking, breaking his jaw in two places. Judge Jamie Tabor QC said:"The fact this took place on a football field frankly has very little to do with it." "There's no excuse for striking anybody. Whether in the street or during a game of football it makes no difference."

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