Smooth Operator

Were going down with the Mackems, down with the mackems! Come on lads all together now......

I see, I should have known that as I work with a few of these Ashingtonites! Scruffy bastards that they are!

Is that meant ot be funny? 73823[/snapback] Depends on which way you look at it, if your the President of the USA then no doubt it is a miner mishap but if you're salt of the earth like yourself then no. Seems like I'm just digging a hole for myself here! I'm a liitle perturbed by the fact that families were still celebrating despite the fact that at the time they were under the impression that 1 person had died, bet the family of the 1 person believed dead were ecstatic about that. 73828[/snapback] Can't help but thinking folk (media) were a bit inconsistant with this story. It happens quite often in China and occasionally in Russia too, but nowhere near the same amount of gushing reporting is made. Phoney bastards imo. 73909[/snapback] Too right, and you don't see the chinqs or the Russians getting their death toll's so hooribly wrong either.

That's one more job Wacky can't apply for then!

That wink was actually a wince as you stood on her foot, you daft nerb!!!!! 73900[/snapback] ???

I had a half an hour window of opportunity, it was their fault they came back! 73897[/snapback] Exactly the way I look at it too, I am constantly farting in the lifts, therefore it's people's own fault for getting into them after me!

Do they get in the Raby for a pint? Might bump into her there if so. Just want to have a chat cos i'm sure I could get the dirty minx into the sack! If not at least get fingers and tops behind the East End pool!

Don't pretend you don't let out a little brown cough now and again in public! Lasses are safe whenever it comes to guessing who did it, especially if it's rank, most blokes think a lass couldn't have possibly released something so vile, but believe me they can, I've experience it and it's not nice!

Go on you Fat Bastard Shepherd, do something positive and sack the useless self centred jock cunt! Granted he's managed to bring in a few quality palyers but we've become a laughing stock. Defensively were only better than the mackems. It was a dark day on Tyneside when Souness came here, but you can put it all right Fat Fred and let the sun shine again on the toon by getting rid. Just don't even fucking think of bringing Steve "the nose" Bruce here or you'll be hammering the final nail into your own coffin!

Agree with a lot of what you said but the bit above is a pisstake surely. Even KK's teams had a holding midfielder. In addition to that I'd say almost all successful teams play with at least one midfielder like Parker. 73459[/snapback] Newcastle under KK without Batty would only been half the team they were tbh 73467[/snapback] You see, I completely disagree with that, for me the introduction of Batty was the beginning of the end for KK's Newcastle. As soon as we tried to defend, we lost our attacking impetus. As for Keane/Viera/Makalele, I personaly think they are all far superior to Parker, especially going forward (although obviously they play/ed for far better teams). Now don't get me wrong, I think Parker is a good player, it's just I don't think he is good enough for a truely top side (I would agree he is very necessary at the moment though, and is frequently, even usually, my MotM). But why did Chelsea let him go again? 73507[/snapback] Are you on drugs Renton, even the tactically inept Keegan realised he needed someone to protect a fragile back 4 and Batty was one of the best in the world at this. Parker is a player in a similar vein but can offer more going forward but at the moment hasn't been able to basically because he can't rely on the likes of Emre or Faye to sit and hold that position, perhaps if Clark and Parker were in the middle together he would be more likely to get forward, and on Clark's performance against Boro he'd be my first name on the team sheet for the next game. 73531[/snapback] howay man SO...See the other previous post....if Keegan was so "tactically inept" he beat a hell of a lot of "tactically astute" managers.....no one finishes 90 minutes from the title if they are "tactically inept" mate 73591[/snapback] Keegan was a one trick pony when it came to tactics, I'm not saying I didn't love it when we could turn up for the game in full knowledge that we'd steam roller the opposition but it was all he knew. That imo is the reason he walked from England, he tried to do the only thing he knew and was found out virtually from the start. A tactically astute manager for me is one who can get his team to effectively play a number of ways depending on the opposition/situation. Keegan didn't have this and it's the reason I would never want him to come back, that as well as the fact he a quitter and that will never change.

Sitting at work browsing the general chat pages and I let rip, it was an almighty rear-end roar! It fucking stank as well! Got a few glares off some stuck up bints but mostly laughs off the lads. As on eof the senior managers commented, "It's better out than in son!"

How did you get to meet her like? She winked at me once as I was walking down Northumberland Street with wor lass, it was wor lass that told me about it I didn't notice, she wasn't best pleased! Anyway, Tweedy is the best thing on 2 legs at the minute for me like, and you're right Cole is a wanker. Did he hear you callling him? Did Tweedy?

Is that meant ot be funny? 73823[/snapback] Depends on which way you look at it, if your the President of the USA then no doubt it is a miner mishap but if you're salt of the earth like yourself then no. Seems like I'm just digging a hole for myself here! I'm a liitle perturbed by the fact that families were still celebrating despite the fact that at the time they were under the impression that 1 person had died, bet the family of the 1 person believed dead were ecstatic about that.

Good lord, my curiousity got the better off me and I had to click the link while at work, and I'm so glad I did! If only someone could "hack" into Tweedy's phone!

A miner mishap tbh.

Have just been looking on the Sun's website and it appears that the delectable Miss Tweedy has been voted as the most desired celeb to get their baps out on page 3. A great accolade I'm sure you'll all agree, I can only hope Girls Aloud goes tits up, Ashley Cole becomes bankrupt and she has to resort to this to make ends meat! Then and only then will i be a happy chappie.

I can only assume that Shola is on the menu at your local Chinese and that's what you're referring to? 73515[/snapback] What do you reckon, with chips or mushroom pilau? 73524[/snapback] Surely the black bean sauce?

Who's Frank? Sounds to me like the Fatha's asked for it and your lass has again obliged Whilst your hand isn't on your cock why not try putting it in your pocket and buying a Laptop, then she can't complain about it being unsightly and reprimand you, again 73548[/snapback] Well that's the plan, know of any that have fallen off the back of a lorry recently?

I can moonwalk though, surely that'll work in my favour!?

There's a damn good reason why I'm on here during work hours, wor lass decided to get rid of the pc at home. As it was a xmas present last year for her bairn she decided it was an ugly fixture in our spare room, so she got the bairns dad to come and pick it up and take it to his, so the bairn can still use it when she's at his and it's not making our spare room "unsightly". And all he contributed to this thousand pound xmas present - 200 quid. So it goes without saying it's been a shite xmas for me, no longer can I wonder off upstairs and enjoy cyber porn when the bairn's watching cartoons or she's watching yet another property programme. 73473[/snapback] And to think you make out that you're the boss in your house etc?! 73481[/snapback] I am the boss in certain area's, such as the bedroom. In this instance I didn't really have a leg to stand on as it was her bairns computer. Although out of spite I held back my Football Manager game from the bairns fatha but left the icon on the desktop! 73495[/snapback] But not the spare bedroom? 73516[/snapback]

Agree with a lot of what you said but the bit above is a pisstake surely. Even KK's teams had a holding midfielder. In addition to that I'd say almost all successful teams play with at least one midfielder like Parker. 73459[/snapback] Newcastle under KK without Batty would only been half the team they were tbh 73467[/snapback] You see, I completely disagree with that, for me the introduction of Batty was the beginning of the end for KK's Newcastle. As soon as we tried to defend, we lost our attacking impetus. As for Keane/Viera/Makalele, I personaly think they are all far superior to Parker, especially going forward (although obviously they play/ed for far better teams). Now don't get me wrong, I think Parker is a good player, it's just I don't think he is good enough for a truely top side (I would agree he is very necessary at the moment though, and is frequently, even usually, my MotM). But why did Chelsea let him go again? 73507[/snapback] Are you on drugs Renton, even the tactically inept Keegan realised he needed someone to protect a fragile back 4 and Batty was one of the best in the world at this. Parker is a player in a similar vein but can offer more going forward but at the moment hasn't been able to basically because he can't rely on the likes of Emre or Faye to sit and hold that position, perhaps if Clark and Parker were in the middle together he would be more likely to get forward, and on Clark's performance against Boro he'd be my first name on the team sheet for the next game.

I'm thinking now would be a good time for him to decide to play for Nigeria, he can bugger off for a few weeks to Egypt for the African Nations Cup and hopefully put himself in the shop window for some other mugs to pay him to "play" football!

Aye I'm thinking of applying for one of those bog cleaning jobs in one the towns fancy bars like, there's nothing better than the stench of piss and shit to get me going for an 8 hour shift! Although I fear I'll be discriminated against because I'm white.

There's a damn good reason why I'm on here during work hours, wor lass decided to get rid of the pc at home. As it was a xmas present last year for her bairn she decided it was an ugly fixture in our spare room, so she got the bairns dad to come and pick it up and take it to his, so the bairn can still use it when she's at his and it's not making our spare room "unsightly". And all he contributed to this thousand pound xmas present - 200 quid. So it goes without saying it's been a shite xmas for me, no longer can I wonder off upstairs and enjoy cyber porn when the bairn's watching cartoons or she's watching yet another property programme. 73473[/snapback] And to think you make out that you're the boss in your house etc?! 73481[/snapback] I am the boss in certain area's, such as the bedroom. In this instance I didn't really have a leg to stand on as it was her bairns computer. Although out of spite I held back my Football Manager game from the bairns fatha but left the icon on the desktop!

I conducted a major sweep of all files, if the busy's can't find it I doubt he can!