Smooth Operator

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"! 14434[/snapback] Are you trying to hom off with Jimbo now? 14442[/snapback] All the machismo talk about how girls love him as well. Trying to hide something methinks. 14446[/snapback] Nowt to hide, didn't get the nickname for nowt. If machismo talk is too much for you to handle why not pick up your handbag and head homme!? 14452[/snapback] Wacky give it you after he'd shaved your pubes off? 14458[/snapback] That's good craic, unfortunaltely not though as much as Wacky likes a wrestle (so i hear) i'm not game!

I'd rather have a vivid imagination than a simply sarcastic outlook given the choice like.

Has it not occurred to you why this was so? 15435[/snapback] Well there could be a number of reason but i wasn't interested in finding out, perhaps you could enlighten me as it sound like you may hae had a similar problemo? Plus I tend not to carry a supply of lube around the town with me on a night out!

Dyer does have a history of roasting so it's fair "game"!

I've often cleared a few desks around me at work with my trumpeting - it's a natural thing, a beautiful thing, an essential thing. I can even fart freely in front of wor lass nowadays. Are these Africans claiming they don't fart? Or if they do it doesn't smell nowt like a Scot's arse? Me thinks not! Or is tradition in their culture to walk for a couple of days (like they do for water) before letting one off just so no-one is around to catch a wiff of it - again i think not!

Aye there's nowt worse than a dry minge i find! Once went with a bird who was so tight and dry i had to tell her to suck me off instead which proved to be a fatal error as she was all teeth! She was quickly sent packing back to the hotel reception to book herself a taxi home.

1 Adriana Lima 2 Angelina Jolie 3 Keira Knightley 4 Gabrielle Tuite 5 Gisele Buchen 6 Jakki Degg 7 Leilani 8 Victoria Silvstedt 9 Jo Guest 10 Jennifer Ellison Spot the theme?

Where? They hadn't notified me of a new location. 15401[/snapback] Sorry Wacky, must have missed you off the last newsletter mailing list - your back on now. But tell your lass to hit the treadmill, couldn't get it up last time for the excess baggage she was carrying!

Have you ever given her the "flora treatment" whilst on the job Wacky?

My minds at rest now.

She got that last night for a totally unrelated incident!

Watch it sunshine, the horse was obviously Freddie Shepherd long face! You must be a cynical bastard or someone's told you some incredible lies recently? 14793[/snapback] Youi heard of Freddy Sheaperd? As for the Horse Comment the meant I knew who you were aiming it too and I was joking 14795[/snapback] I know mate but at the time she was looking over my shoulder so i had to be seen to be defending her honour!

Giggs: Brown please boss. Fergie: Well just make sure you get permission Ryan cos with those eyes she's probably got panoramic vision and then you'll really be in the shit!

Well if we're both going for the yellow can we at least decide on whose pink and whose brown please Ryan?

Can we get Edwin or Rio in for this, she'd be be the perfect height!

Have Nigeria qualified yet like? I nearly choked on my Horlicks!

Watch it sunshine, the horse was obviously Freddie Shepherd's long face! You must be a cynical bastard or someone's told you some incredible lies recently? My girl bets you smell like a horse - a really dirty one that hasn't been washed for weeks too!! Ner ner ner ner ner

Not sure i've heard of Ronadinho but i know of a Ronaldinho who plays for Barca. Like i said you need a pinch of sodium, or even a punch of it! My girlfriend has just come in and read your response and is very upset at the distain you are showing it! This whole forum thing is a novelty to her at the minute!

We've all heard the stories down the pub or club about my mates uncles gardner knows Shearer's dog walker and they reckon he'll sell such and such or we'll get such and such. Like most people i treat such stories with the pinch of sodium they deserve, but today i came across a story that i thought deserved a bit more time and could be a bit more reliable than the usual grapevine tit bits that are bandied about. It basically goes like this, my girlfriend went to London today with work for a meeting, her boss went too but he travelled first class while she had to slum it in standard class (such is life within government circles). After they disembarked at King's Cross they met in the taxi queue rather than risk the tube in present day Battleground London. Her boss then proceeded to inform wor lass that he was sitting adjacent to the Fat Controller aka Freddie Shepherd. He said he was doing the best he could to listen in on the conversation he was having with his gaggle of cronnies but couldn't get wind of all of what was being discussed. Basically he came away with the following - Big Fat Freddie was bandying Owen's name along with a figure of 13 million. Now whether this meant we could buy him if we paid 13 mill or that Real would accept a bid of 13 mill from any club wishing to purchase him is open to interpretation. What's more likely is that he was saying that we obviously can't afford to pay 13 mill for Owen cos we just don't have the money available, similar to the whole Rooney scenario where we were used as bait in a much bigger picture all together. But just thought I'd share this with you, just don't let the fact that my girlfriend said Micheal Shepherd and Freddie Owen make you think it's a complete load of bollocks!

There not cheap down pink lane, get yourself behind central station after midnight for a £10 finger & tops deal, much more pleasurable!

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Don't knock it until you've tried it. Sorry mate but Alex and Manc - Mag have converted me. 14431[/snapback] FFS Wacky! Don't let these rampant faggots get you down! 14438[/snapback] No worry's there son. The only place my brown wings ever feel air beneath them is with wor lass 14450[/snapback] Good work, wor lass wont let me do her back doors in, only if she's paraletic and virtually passed out do i get a brown bonanza. Fancy a drink pet?

Cockjockeys you 3

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"! 14434[/snapback] Are you trying to hom off with Jimbo now? 14442[/snapback] All the machismo talk about how girls love him as well. Trying to hide something methinks. 14446[/snapback] Nowt to hide, didn't get the nickname for nowt. If machismo talk is too much for you to handle why not pick up your handbag and head homme!?

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Don't knock it until you've tried it. Sorry mate but Alex and Manc - Mag have converted me. 14431[/snapback] FFS Wacky! Don't let these rampant faggots get you down! 14438[/snapback] We're joking but I suspect you really are a biggot. 14441[/snapback] Not at all, i merely jest, i'm bored on my lunch break and the thought of rampant faggots breaks up my boredom. Piece of advice - assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. One of my bosses found that to ring true this week when she tried to take me to task, she went a bit far and now she's staring down the barrell of a disciplinary!

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Don't knock it until you've tried it. Sorry mate but Alex and Manc - Mag have converted me. 14431[/snapback] FFS Wacky! Don't let these rampant faggots get you down!