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Smooth Operator

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  1. So what do you say Wacky? Put down your stotty and lets go dancing! 41807[/snapback] Your craic leads me to suspect your about as hard as that wifey on your avatar.
  2. Who for art thou that thee give me a look of pity?
  3. I highly recommend this site to all those who like to treat madame fist and her 5 daughters to a good work out every now and again. The sister site teenhitchhikers.com is also a good meat beater. The minute or so free preview you get is enough for me like, if you haven't got your technique so that you can knock one out in just under a minute then your just not practising enough in my eyes!
  4. Whats all this tbh nonsense? 41798[/snapback] I dunno tbh 41799[/snapback] Me neither tbqh! (See what i did there, quite clever that tbh!)
  5. Haven't got a problem with Southerners just AF 41786[/snapback] Let's talk about this problem Wacky, where did it originate, to me the geezer can be a complete knob and then again he can come across as a decent chap - but hey were here to discuss why you think he's a cockjockey so spill the beans.
  6. From what i've heard this Wacky Jnr (where the fuck did he get that name from, sounds like Barrymore's pool cleaner) is a notoriously hard chap to get along with, i feel for his lass, well i feel her every Friday when Wacky is down the club sipping on his Pimm's and lemonade but that's not for here.
  7. You wanna buy some????????? Stilts!!!!!!! 40431[/snapback] Yes if you believe everything the Operator says:D 40434[/snapback] He's a dwarf a dwarf, It's plain to see to see, He's smaller than you and me, Wacky, Wacky!
  8. Thats about the same width as you, fat neck 40335[/snapback] Wacky did you get that part in Willow 2?
  9. Horse walks into a bar, asks the barman for a pint, barman says no bother but why the long face. Class
  10. This Lou sounds like a right fucking clown!
  11. I phoned nearly every insurance company in the book when i was renewing as i wasn't happy with Zurich who i was with previously. I'm with Bell who are part of the Admiral group. I rang Admiral first and got a decent price, then rang Elephant who are part of Admiral too who gave me a better quote and then onto Bell who gave me the best price i could find. I thought it was odd that i got a cheaper quote each time despite the companies all being a part of the Admiral group! But they are good for young drivers, people with no no claims bonus and/or points on their licence of which i am all of the above therefore pay over 100 quid a month! But i found huge differences in the quotes i got, some ranged up to 5 grand!
  12. Believe me it's far from fantastic, if you swap Bramble for Taylor it makes it a bit better, but there's still the problem of a poor left back and an average right back. Midfield looks ok but Luque has to prove he' got what it takes to perform in the Premiership, Emre on the other hand looks a natural. Good on you for not letting Dyer anywhere near the first 11! If only Shithouse Souness felt the same!
  13. Anyone know owt about them? I know they hold 1000 songs but anything else of note eg price etc. It's my birthday next month and i'm thinking of getting one of these after seeing an advert on tv last night, they llok cool and are really small. Was gonna get a shuffle but seems outdated now these nano's are the new thing from Apple. Cheers.
  14. Wacky Jnr and the Spunk Monkeys The Wizards Sleeve Fillers Axewound Frequenters Manmeat
  15. Or having a bit lemonade in their pint 37127[/snapback] Or sticking your willy in another mans bum!
  16. I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] If that's your philosophy then if you had a million quid, what's yours is hers!
  17. I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat.
  18. Hanky Boys New Knobs On The Block Brown Noise
  19. NYC is the portions of the hound, but i only spent 5 nights there and it wasn't nearly enough. Would love to go to Australia.
  20. Seems like we need to rename this forum Gaytastic. Who the fuck carries around a chapstick and a hankey?
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