Smooth Operator

So what school is it then?

Just saw it on Saturday - was impressed a bit chessy at the end like but it's hard to make these kind of films and not be a bit chessy. Anna Friel had a good accent like but a better set of wabs! It was good to see places i know on the big screen, even my aunties street in Tynemouth was on! When he's walking past the school and the kids ball comes over the railings, that's Tynemouth (Percy Street West or something) Even a shot in the Byker Wall! Now why the fuck would they want to go anywhere near Byker for? It's full of glue sniffers!

I've just soiled myself.

It's sad fact that the best poontang gets into the pretentious bars where you can find blokes lathered in moisterisers having just paid £60 for their highlighted hairdo, the likes of Revelution, Tiger Tiger and Apartment are wall to wall with top quality flange so if you can put up with a few wankers you could well come away wuth top prize! Less pretentious and of similar fanny quality are the likes of Stereo and Popolo's. Most places are canny relaxed nowadays when it comes to jeans and if you've got a fancy trainer then you should be alright too except Tiger Tiger like.

Aye set upski i reckon

Was well disappointed with the celebs, thought they'd put up a better fight than that. Too many lightweights - Olivier & Hutton spring to mind. Winterburn is a proper knobjockey. Some tasty tackles like, the one where Wilkes nailed Monkee's Heed was a belta!

Dry your eyes mate as a cockney charva once sang. Women have an uncanny knack of going from showing far too much emotion to being able to show absolutely none to devastating effect. Heartless cows i call them. Don't fret, the next bit of poontang is just around the corner, and then you can turn up somewhere you know your ex will be and show your new bit of flange off! For maximum effect try making it one of her mates!

Libertines album is really good but Doherty is a wanker and Babyshambles aren't a patch on them.

Stop monkeying around you silly ape!

Seems like someone's taking Neville Neville's son for a ride! "Whose Tony Adams?" Er one of your ex international teamates you manc wanker! Class.

It's just speculation, no more than the Mirror naming Bramble. I'm not too suprised at who it is. It'll not be rape, it'll be the tried and tested and more often than not failed cry of rape. THe lasses probably had a good time until they were told to go home and their dreams of living the footballers wife lifestyle died!

And who might that be then? In my office we are speculating that it was Bellion or Saha.

Very sad news indeed. RIP Ronnie I was reading in the paper today that if one of his son's returns from Britain he'll be locked up for skipping his bail conditions for alledged child abuse. He was found with a number of pornagraphic pictures of young kids on his computer. Very unsavoury and typical of the British press to drag something like this up so soon after Ronnie's demise.

I've got George Best in a Celebrity Deathmatch sweepstake at work, basically we all pick 3 celebs, put in a quid a week and whoevers celeb pops their clogs first wins the pot. So i've got a vested interest in Best's condition!!! Of late both Richard Whitley and Ronnie Barker have caught us by suprise as no one has picked them. We could set one up on here like, i don't think i have the IT know-how like, any offers, obviously there'd be no money at stake just pride and some sort of deathmatch league table to keep score?

That's the difference Kenny couldn't recognise a player, hence he bought Maric! Keegan could but his tactical ineptness meant he didn't know how to use a player of this limitless ability. (Tino not Maric obviously)

A salty tear no doubt. The open leg shots of Jakki Degg where something to behlod!

Woah there Leazes, your bang out of order! He's a legend, he was class. All this about had Keegan not signed him we would have won the league is a load of shite. I would personally welcome Asprilla with a troop of dancing Spanish horses (i once saw a thing on World Soccer about him and his obsession with porn star girlfriends and dancing horses!) on the runway of Newcastle Airport. It would be a fitting tribute to a master of skill & flamboyant football the likes of which is rarely seen. Plus he'll get to go to the arcades at Metroland (his favourite haunt) while he's here!

Stop being arsey it's cracking.

You can guarantee that the "celebs" were told not to tackle the "pros" and the "game" was just for the cameras. I like the idea of the Match, if I win next years Big Brother i'll definately take part in the Match III! Loved last year's half time show with all the page 3 models scantily clad, is the same planned this time round does anybody know? I'll have to get the Kleenex in.

Isn't that a gay pub? 43171[/snapback] I do believe it is, i think Wacky Jnr drinks brown ale there!

You'd have more of a laugh in the bar at the Chillingham Arms, some of the locals are well and truly council! Or the Stags in Byker, but their regulars are mostly just scumbags rather than the type of folk who are amusing to simply observe.

Don't mean to piss on your cornflakes Lou but the Corner House on the Coast Road was subject to an arson attack a few months back - Wacky Jnr a member of this forum is still helping police with their enquiries! So if this is the right place and your heading there soon you'll be disappointed.

Or like you, thank fuck. 42117[/snapback] Now watch your handbag Alex!

KT Tunstall ffs, sounds like the poor man's KD Lang to me like. My mate did his years work experience for uni at Sheffiled United as a fitness coach, he said Warnock is the weirdest bloke he's ever come into contact with and that if all the managers disregard tactics as much as he and his staff do then football management should be a piece of piss. One of his favourites sayings apparently was "just get out there and do your stuff and don't bother coming back if you lose". Mastermind!

So what do you say Wacky? Put down your stotty and lets go dancing! 41807[/snapback] Your craic leads me to suspect your about as hard as that wifey on your avatar. 41810[/snapback] Fighting's for idiots. I'm 6'2" and 14stone though, so I can handle myself ta! 41814[/snapback] The very fact you had to point out your alleged height and weight suggests you can't!