Smooth Operator

Most the new flat screens will have a pc output on them and all you need is a vga (i think) cable from the tv the pc/laptop and bish bosh. I hook mine up and sit back with my wireless keyboard and mouse and the various benefits of the big screen action, 99% porn, 1% other shit.

Look son I wasn't intending on change your god-forsaken mind but I was putting my case across. Believe what the fuck u like it no skin off my nose at the end of the day i've had this arguement loads of times with doubters past and present, those that don't get nowt i presume. I got it from the emboldened text above Well now i can see where you're coming from with your larger than average sceptical outlook on the world.

Had mine a couple of months now it's a 40 inch samsung 1080p, and have just watched that 11th hour show presented by Leonardo Di Overratedo and I was blown away by the sheer quality of the pictures of various landscapes. I've not got HD tv so wasn't expecting much change really just a bigger picture but this was immense! Had google earth on it earlier today and the quality was pretty good on that too.

From no skin off my nose you got calm down fella?

Look son I wasn't intending on change your god-forsaken mind but I was putting my case across. Believe what the fuck u like it no skin off my nose at the end of the day i've had this arguement loads of times with doubters past and present, those that don't get nowt i presume.

Well let me explain: The cleaner example - the bj bit is a clear and obvious joke. The cleaner in question is more minging than your lass on a good day. The lass in the office example - Simply detailing my quest to try and bone a sweet lass in the office. The restaurant one - The only bona fide example you have come up with that I could see me having a sceptical outlook on if it were someone else posting it but it's not it's me and I didn't get my nickname by not getting pussy! The charver lasses example - Are you on drugs? The last line again is in jest, indeed these council charva types sometimes can give me the itch I'm not gonna ruin my STD-free record for one of these slags. Poor show. Fish.

Fishface, pardon my ignorance but for example in the botched attempt i made there are about a dozen "=" signs!! And 2J go fuck yourself you it-snob!! No wonder Wacky knocks about with you! He must get a great feeling of superiority! The only thing that fucka is superior to me in is his advanced years. He went to school in Walker ffs!

No shit shirlock!! This bitTorrent is clean of viruses then and free?

Fishface, pardon my ignorance but for example in the botched attempt i made there are about a dozen "=" signs!! And 2J go fuck yourself you it-snob!!

Fish your instructions are a little vague!

Thought you'd be used to that by now?

This better fucking work!

Couldn't resist man, they've just changed the tubes at the one on Shields Rd!! Look darker than Gus off Eastenders!! You really have been hitting the beds because I happen to know thats true. The only bed i've been frequenting is yours while you've been at work son, those sunbed shops have always got the signs up saying the tubes are new all year round.

Bastard, how the fuck do you put the videos off you tube on here!!!

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value=" name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Poor little bastard, crawling round like a fucking crab in front of millions.

Couldn't resist man, they've just changed the tubes at the one on Shields Rd!! Look darker than Gus off Eastenders!!

Woah, woah, woah I'm embracing going grey. like a young George Clooney. And how the fuck could you see from down there anyway? Or were you getting a piggy back of your lass again cos your little legs were tired?

fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface? Where do you want him to start? Fuck you short arse!

fucking hell mate, the bollocks you've previously come out with is testimony to the fact your life is empty enough to make you want to lie about this kind of shit of an internet forum ffs! What bollocks r u refering to here Fishface?

Installed it a few weeks ago, was working nee bother then when I go Virgin in the pc guard you get with it said Limewire contained viruses so I uninstalled it thinking I could then reinstall it at a later date. So went to install it again and it's not having any of it. Anyone else experienced owt like this or have a way round it?

You should write a book entitled 'tall tales', I'll even let you use a photo of me on the front if you want No surprise that SMO is talking out of his arse again. Fuck the pair of u losers, my life isn't empty enough to make me want to lie about this kind of shit on an internet forum ffs!

Your lass was full of shit last night short-arse. You ever been caught sniffing your mothers knickers? No I never get caught!

He's 5' 11" I played in a charity golf tournament recently that he was involved in and was just about 1/2 an inch taller than him. Beat him on the longest drive competition on the last hole as well by about 10 feet. Ant n Dec are playing in the next one in a couple of weeks, even Wacky would give them a run for their money in the height stakes.

Best looking arses in the world though!

Your lass was full of shit last night short-arse.