Smooth Operator

J69 quoffs a finger of fudge and sparking water - fact. Oooooh get her!

System?

Anyone know how to get the option back so that when i double click the touchpad it opens an item rather than having to use the buttons below the touchpad? Had a bad experience with a shite wireless mouse and it disabled my touchpad - have figured out how to get it back working but have lost the option a described above of double clicking the touchpad. Have been into the control panel and the mouse bit and had a look around all the options there for the touchpad but to no avail. Cheers.

Don't call it a comeback!!!

Anyone who has one feel free to hook me up with a link for a live stream!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7364422.stm Result!!

Hahaha, u sound like me 1 year ago!

Cheers Pud. How man shorty I've ditched the crisps/pop/biscuits/chocolate and have been pounding the pavements I'll have you know. Even thinking of joining JJB at Byker!

Other than the newer tv's that have a pc socket on them I don't know if it can be done tbh with the jack sockets you are on about. You'll have to wait for a techy nerd to come on here so until Craig next logs on you're snookered.

Anyone know if it's possible to have a wireless broadband connection to a laptop and a cable broadband connection on a laptop that doesn't have wireless capabilities running at the same time from the same modem/internet supply?

I knew he was, from the start. Meenzer is creaming himself.

It's normally the lasses in our office like who are shoeless, no doubt knickerless and fancy free too! Even go into the bogs barefoot!

I've gotten to performance but have no advanced or Video Acceleration Settings options. Any clues?

You need a VGA (?) cable from your laptop to the pc input on the tv, then press function and F10 to get the picture on the tv, depending on the make of your laptop though it could be a different f key. I can get the picture on the tv but not at my laptop at the same time, normally you just press function and f10 again but it's happening for me - anyone any ideas? Cheers.

FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!! OWEN 1 - 0!!

Whenever I try to view a video say on youtube for example in full screen mode it just brings up a blank screen. Any idea's as to what the problem/remedy may be? Cheers.

Heart attack waiting to happen.

Will miss him licking my fingers and sniffing my balls like - only reason I came round to yours like! He was a good hound like, well behaved especially round the bairns - a credit to his owner.

Fuck u dwarf features. I've just submitted my first graph to them, it shows the correlation between how many problems Jay Z has in relation to his bitch.

Some class graphs on here! http://jamphat.com/rap/ http://graphjam.com/

You could have been raped in the ass!! In the butt!!

Passed this daft lad on his horse and cart many a time around Wallsend/Walker area. Wacky, is the story something to do with wanking off the horses?

Press the red button on bbc and they've got an amen's corner coverage on before the main coverage.

Link me up rude boys!

Reckon someone spiked the punch with that date rape drug and sat back and waited for the knickers to drop.