Smooth Operator

Too fucking right, I worked with Wacky for 2 years!!

Rui Costa when he left Fiorentina, although his price tag may have been unrealistic perhaps, was it 20 mill +?

By the by in the sense that the majority of parents would ensure their kid was in the house at that time the night before a GCSE exam I assume you are meaning, by the by in the sense that if this was the case she'd still be alive?

You wouldn't get past the first air stewardess at Moscow airport man you streak of piss!!

This forum isn't big enough for the both of us if u are thinking of depositing cock and ball shot into people's pm's!

I would come down and crack u but knowing u couldn't reach to fight back it just wouldn't be fair, like hitting a lass.

I fucking hate Chelsea, whinging bastards.

Tara Ramo thanks for the memories, and sleep soundly knowing that the fans will get over your move quite quick if not instantly.

I'm with Man U on this one.

Sorted it was the num lock I must have pressed on my wireless keyboard. Now got another problem, every time i hit caps lock big green letters come on the screen saying caps lock off/caps lock on, got a feeling the later is an acer only thing.

This kind of thing would be much better received after (dare i say it) Bobby has passed away. I'm all for it and Bobby Robson is a hero of mine so don't take this the wrong way people!!

There are numerous things that don't sit well with me here: 1 The lass was 16 and seeing a 23 year old 2 The lass had her first GCSE exam the next day and was out on thte streets at 11:20pm (time of the accident) 3 The busies used a tazer to restrain a 23 year old bloke 4 Allegedly none of the busies went to give the lass any sort of first aid, instead they dealt with the crowd that had gathered. 5 This 100 mph thing, how anyone can accurately judge what speed the motor was going at in the dark like that is questionable.

Somethings has happened on my keyboard and certain keys are bringing up numbers. It's the following keys with the numbers on the top right of each key M = 0 J = 1 K = 2 L = 3 U = 4 I = 5 O = 6 The answer to turning this off is probably really simple but unless you know how..............

Went to get a tenner out of the bank at 4 Lane Ends this morning and the geezer in front of me using the ATM was none other than Jerome Alliadiere. Given the close proximity of this to the training ground there must be something in this surely! Now putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 I can only presume he is coming to us in order to get rid of the utter shite that is Alan Smith. Fucking hope so. He was driving a nice Audi, the new sporty model is it an RS or RX 8?

Rhodes Town, Lindos and the west coast the latter is very windy and consequnetly unspoilt). Cracking place like. The old town has some canny little restaurants and bars (and markets if you're with a lass). Lindos is worth a treck up (by boat usually from the old town) and if you walk up to the top where the acroplois is, there is a cracking shop that sells ice cream pancakes lush. Especially with the heat you get up lindos. Its gets that hot they often stop the donkeys taking people up (lazy feckers). Canny for doing a bit of scuba as well. Cheers, I'll be diving like but not in the sea!

Smalltime dwarf bullshit!

Rhodes for 2 weeks in September, anyone been? Any tips on where to visit?

One of my favourite ever players, was truly world class at Fiorentina.

Thats wanking material for you, you nonce. Just cos your lass would win a Bella Emberg lookalike competition doesn't by any means mean I can get it up at the sight of a boiler son.

Today was the first good day in the office for "summer dressing"! Plenty of braless vest tops, short skirts, and in a couple of excellent cases, incredible nip-ons, like JCB starter buttons! The only bad thing on show was a spitting double of Heather out of Eastenders flashing the flesh in her size 22 strappy dress!

Had Virgin Broadband installed and thought I'd save a few bob and use my old wireless router from AOL to give me a wireless connection. It's a Netgear router that came free when I was with AOL. The problemo is that I can't get the fucking thing to work and I am loathe to spend £40 on a Virgin router. I thought it would be a simple case of hooking up the ethernet cable from the modem Virgin installed into the back of the Netgear router and then connect from my laptop but it's not been as simple as that. What am I doing wrong? Am I supposed to connect my router to the laptop first without the ethernet cable involved and if so how do I do that? Unfortunately I've got no instructions to follow. Cheers.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. Class.

That last one is a beauty.

Meenzer what ward does Fibre Optic (the one that's marrying a cheeky girl, bet your gutted about that!) represent these days?

Lowestoft seafront earlier today I wish the ones at the back would push the ones at the front down just a little bit more. Fuck me I wish a great white would eat the lot of these beasts when they next enter the water tbh!