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Smooth Operator

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  1. I think everybody on the planet (bar SMO) knows it's a fake. I am 99% certain it's a fake, didn't think the writing that came with the photo was gonna show up when i posted it and hoped to spark some debate. Although I might have a gander at National Geographic's website to see if I can get clarification.
  2. With the exception of James I'd take all of them in a heart beat!
  3. she lists SMO as one of her ex's! Will forever be like rolling a penny down Northumberland Street!
  4. had to put north east as saying the wear/tees would give it away too much imo
  5. Who is the only player to have played in all of the following derby games: The Milan derby The North East derby The North London derby The Liverpool derby The Munich derby ????
  6. No, because I just deleted the post. Fair play! Thought they would have been right up your straza though Jimbo!!
  7. They've been removed by the look of it! Was thinking about leaving them on for a couple of hours then taking them off but admin seem to have acted.
  8. Might be cos she's got a 12 inch dildo rammed up her arsehole!! Just spotted the wedding ring in the first picture!!
  9. Finally binned you eh? Not quite.
  10. Don't need to worry about wor lass anymore my friend!! And plus I've been entertaining myself all night checking how many times Lazarus has ben in viewing it to see if he's missed the snaps. Coming any minute.
  11. Straight out gangsta rap the bint, chuck in a few Westwood sound effects and a few bbbbbrrrrrrrrapppp bbbbbbbrrrrrrappppp's in their. Wacky will even break dance for the video, you ever seen a dwarf spin on their head? Exactly my friend it'll be the shiznit!
  12. get out.....just get out NOW It's Eva Longoria man, I can't get enough of the bint!
  13. The bitch was taking the piss trying to platt it though!
  14. You should have seen the look on the lasses face at my last back/sack n crack.
  15. Jesus wept! Where do you piss from? What's that got to do with anything? Lasses wipe from back to front when wiping their love canyon, it just made me wonder if you had a piss hole between your ring and your nut sack. You can't tell me that wiping faeces from back to front is hygienic. There's that much hair down there that it wont really make much difference which way the Andrex flows, it's just a matted, whinet paradise. Makes bath time interesting mind! Like bathing in a tub full of coco pops after about 5 minutes!
  16. Jesus wept! Where do you piss from? What's that got to do with anything?
  17. Do you wipe back to front or front to back? Just wondered cos my fuck buddy was licking my ballbag earlier on and commented that she had the a taste of shit in her mouth afterwards and I am a back to front wiper too!
  18. It's a cock shot on it's way to u now Offshore!
  19. "Stevie G has got Trinidad and Tobago knee" - lawro after taking a knock and limping. Made me chuckle.
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