Smooth Operator

It's probably best if i send u a pic of my cock and then u can bluetooth that on. Right whats's your number!?!

World cup singles, I'll go in net and you's 2 can be in the final!! Over and over and over again!! Be mint man!

You get taught off Richard Ashby's mother? I did indeed. My parents wanted to get me lessons with her, i said jehovah my dead boy!!

You get taught off Richard Ashby's mother?

Directions for use: To be taken with a pinch of salt. Hey fuck you!! There was a problem with the reg on the back, busies couldn't make it out properly so pulled us over! That temper's still out of check I see. It's all over the place, got an interview this afternoon, if one of the panel shakes my hand a little too tight I think I might nut him!! Lost it at work as well earlier, trying to chuck some papers in the confidential wastebin, had too many and was trying to shove them in, voice cam from the side saying"You'll never get all of them in there", responded without looking up, "No shit Shirlock", then looked up and it the Director!! He walked off laughing though so got away with it - or so I think!!

Let me clear this up. I'm gonna pop in get a couple of things and get a cuppa and read the paper about lunchtime, now if this cunt comes in I'll approach him and tell him in no uncertain terms that if he confronts her again I'll hoy the fucka of byker bridge. Now I pretty much guarentee he'll slope back in his chair and hope the ground swallows him up as he did when I pulled about the swearing. Now if the twat does respond to my disliking then there's no telling what might happen. Pud you're welcome to come and take photos. And judging my the plight of him it looks like he's lived with his mother his whole life, wouldn't be surprised if he's fucking her tbh, I can't recall seeing any thumbs either!! Inbred bastard. I'd be foaming too if I was you like. Good to know I'm not over-reacting!! Thought J69 was gonna ring the busies!!

Directions for use: To be taken with a pinch of salt. Hey fuck you!! There was a problem with the reg on the back, busies couldn't make it out properly so pulled us over! However I too was disappointed the female officer didn't ask me to do her over the bonnet!!

Let me clear this up. I'm gonna pop in get a couple of things and get a cuppa and read the paper about lunchtime, now if this cunt comes in I'll approach him and tell him in no uncertain terms that if he confronts her again I'll hoy the fucka of byker bridge. Now I pretty much guarentee he'll slope back in his chair and hope the ground swallows him up as he did when I pulled about the swearing. Now if the twat does respond to my disliking then there's no telling what might happen. Pud you're welcome to come and take photos. And judging my the plight of him it looks like he's lived with his mother his whole life, wouldn't be surprised if he's fucking her tbh, I can't recall seeing any thumbs either!! Inbred bastard.

Quite small (bit taller than Wacky) black hair, bolding, canny fat, could be dragging around a wrinkly mother with a walking stcik. Fucking reeks. Don't waste your peas on him he's not worth it!

Not crashed like but got pulled over by the filth on me test!

I posted the following in a recent thread called Losing your temper: Then having some lunch in Byker Morrison's (asking for trouble really) a bloke about 50 was with mother who was pushing 80, he was shouting all kinds of abuse at her as she struglled to sit down with her walking stick. He continued his tirade using some of the most colourful language even I have heard in a long time. So seeing all the kids (including mine) sitting around I went up to him and told him to stop the language and there would be nee bother. He goes, aye there'll be nee fucking bother here like son! So I tell him him if he doesn't stop I'll take him out to the car park and kick the shit out the fucka! Now this is not like me at all, going to ask him to chill out of the language fair enough but threatening to kick shit out of him is alarming!! Now the bairn and her mother were in Morrison's for their lunch yesterday and this same fucka happened to be there and he came over to her and said, "Tell your bloke if he ever comes up to me in a restaurant again and tells me to stop swearing I'll do him"!!! She told him to piss off, and if the bairns grandma had of been there rather than in the queue for food he would have got a lot worse. Cowardly fucking prick, I'm going down there for my lunch on saturday and sunday to catch this prick. Will only be ordering a cuppa like cos the food is fucking rank! See if this arsehole has got the balls to say owt to me, fucking doubt it. Twat.

was Vieira, Toldo, Figo, Crespo, Maniche, Suazo!!

We both know your lasses kazongos are down round her knees and verging on spaniel's ears!

Blart indeed! That young man is Shirley Manson from Garbage MY EYES, MY PRECIOUS EYES!!!!!!!! And Lohan's titties are 100% real, those that dispute this have never been close enough to a real pair to tell the difference.

She gives me an itch anyway.

aye me 2

Bit early 2 be in a nightclub isn't it?

Papers were saying chanelle and ziggy were entering rival songs?!?!?

Some red-neck is bound to take a pot-shot at him when he visits the swamp pits in Alabama.

Wacky's sample would come back with the contents of Proctor and Gamble's "special" room for "special" drugs. Tripping, whizzing, buzzing, owt u like!!

Now I used to be a laid back mo-fo, nowt bothered me and I would laugh in the faces of people who were losing the plot but more recently I've become a lot more tasty, calling people worse than shite and threatening to knock people out at the drop of a hat!! Like the other day a geezer parked in a parent and child space along from me after I (with child) took the space he had been waiting to get into as a car was revering out. He was beeping his horn, then wound his window down and shouting at me. So I waited til he got out the car checked he had nee kids with him, told him to fuck off and to move his car out of the parent and child bay. He did so without any hesitation but normally I would have just laughed at the fucka and given him the wanker sign! Then having some lunch in Byker Morrison's (asking for trouble really) a bloke about 50 was with mother who was pushing 80, he was shouting all kinds of abuse at her as she struglled to sit down with her walking stick. He continued his tirade using some of the most colourful language even I have heard in a long time. So seeing all the kids (including mine) sitting around I went up to him and told him to stop the language and there would be nee bother. He goes, aye there'll be nee fucking bother here like son! So I tell him him if he doesn't stop I'll take him out to the car park and kick the shit out the fucka! Now this is not like me at all, going to ask him to chill out of the language fair enough but threatening to kick shit out of him is alarming!! I fear for the next time Wacky asks if I fancy a wrestle!!

Toyed with putting that on at lunchtime, I was holding him up like that for hours in that photo. Posing bastard wasn't happy that my cock looked bigger in out short shorts!! Had my shoulders waxed for the occasion but the fucking hair grew back in 10 minutes!!

Do u know me?

Are u not going to G.A.Y to see Girls Alound or something else stereotypical?!? You'd be more likely to see us at the Borderline watching some wrist-slittingly depressing country singer rattling on about her umpteenth divorce. Sorry if we've spoiled your plans, I'm sure the train fare will be refundable though. Still better than anything Eurovision has to offer. I'm only going to try and get into newly single Cheryl's knickers tbf.

Are u not going to G.A.Y to see Girls Alound or something else stereotypical?!? Do you never tire of those gay references man? No and neither does he! The gay bastard!