Brock Manson

I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel...

One of the greatest songs of all time tbh.

How big is his arm ffs?

Leroy. Almost makes me feel guilty for burgling his house.

Oh?

Better sign Dario Silva and tie them together.

Reckon they should just leave it as that tbh.

There was a trainee in M&S today who looked like he was going to shit himself whenever someone placed items on the conveyor.

How many spelling mistakes? Alex is a twat!

Jealous tbh Pierced ears on blokes look shit as tbh. How's the 1)black nail polish, 2)headband and 3)eyeliner these days Brock ? 1) The lass has forbidden it. 2) I don't know where it is! 3) I only wore it the one time as I was going to a fancy dress party as Jack Sparrow you git.

Carole ftw tbh.

Anyone know when tickets are made available for this? Turns out I might be able to go after all.

Not as good an analogy as Holloway's 'wins are like birds' tbh.

Be happy if we signed Huntelaar as well.

Jealous tbh Pierced ears on blokes look shit as tbh. What you got pierced? Nipples... Prince Albert.

Me neither, and I thought that one was pretty tame. I got a half-laughing "that's so wrong!" if that counts...

Jealous tbh Pierced ears on blokes look shit as tbh.

The thunderstorm outside.

Unbelievable!

Reconstituted ham and turkey mind.

Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Bowling For Soup - Guard My Heart One of the only sad songs they've done.