Brock Manson

I just had an image of him quaffing ale with a wench on his knee while an impertinent journalist asked him this question. Soon after Hangeland swam across the North Sea dragging a Longboat filled with buxom blondes, mead and hogs, by a rope he held between his teeth. Singing a jaunty shanty as he goes.

It was up on myspace. Surprised Magma didn't notice it. 1. Going to walk down the village in a bit to buy the lass a birthday card. 2. Round me pa's tonight as it was his birthday yesterday. He was too "busy" yesterday to see me. Ew. 3. Pissed off about the weekend. 4. Which prompted an argument with the lass. 5. I'm missing hockey on Sat because of those tards.

*Rates* Christ I must be bored.

Same here actually.

Nile - Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water *Gasps for air*

God no.

Merry Birthday you opinionated fucker you. Have a good one.

A week in Switzerland. My friend lives in the countryside just outside of Geneva, and they have a music festival which is usually quite good. Going again this year, but apart from Muse, the lineup isn't so great this year.

Of course they are Vic. What did you do today when this site was down? get your mam to squeeze your spots for you. Don't think it's Vic, but the IP address is a bit familiar...... I didn't think two people could have the same IP address, I'll get on to my ISP. Why don't you just get on to your bike and fuck off?

Hes been named too!! Singed Majeep!

She's minging like.

Bridget - Germaine Greer

Have to love the local council. Asked about Mark Twain and Poe, only to be told they only stock recent books because they believe people don't want to read old ones. Pathetic.

Merry Birthday!

I'll have a look in the library the marra. It's only a village library but they should have Moby Dick and the like. If not amazon it is!

Barney = Jesus

Class book Reading up on some american literature seeing as I'll be studying it at uni. I'll nip down the library and pick up Tom Sawyer as well sometime.

Wanker.

Huckleberry Finn

Wonder how much clubs interested will be willing to pay for him...

Biffy Clyro - Machines

Could come in handy Looks worryingly like Ramage.

I've got that V+'d to watch, might as well delete it Surely if I think it's crap then everyone else will think the opposite?

The Fog. Was even worse the second time round.