Brock Manson

Get squeazing.

Just won the League Cup against Man City (beat them in the final last season!). 5-2. Foti and Falcao both bagging two, and Andreolli heading in from a corner. Serves them right for being the only team to beat me so far this season. Foti worth 7 million having scored 37 goals so far...right. Trying to buy promising players from Barca C, but little wankers won't accept contracts.

Still think what with him being 22 he shouldn't have been playing.

One hell of a programme. The scene where 3 organ transplant patients die of rabies.

How the hell would you manage to get a burn like that on your hand?

Merry Birthday!

Sidwell and Silvestre?

Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine (Overdose) Riff-tastic.

I'll have you know that there is nowt wrong with my taste in music, films No need to be a cock-end.

Tom Waits - Jersey Girl

Bowling For Soup - Self-Centered

I'll have you know that there is nowt wrong with my taste in music, films, my facial hair is kept trim and tidy nowadays, and 'rowr' is a term used by both sexes. FACT. Although the days of the beard are behind me for now...not allowed one.

I know the feeling, have spent many hours looking at Newcastle and they don't get any better either. Probably want to dump her if they are THAT bad though! She has a lovely pair on her. Source? Rowr. what, in Odins name, is that? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rowr so it's something girls say then? Am I a girl?

I know the feeling, have spent many hours looking at Newcastle and they don't get any better either. Probably want to dump her if they are THAT bad though! She has a lovely pair on her. Source? Rowr. what, in Odins name, is that? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rowr

I know the feeling, have spent many hours looking at Newcastle and they don't get any better either. Probably want to dump her if they are THAT bad though! She has a lovely pair on her. Source? Rowr.

Were you a girl in your youth?

I know the feeling, have spent many hours looking at Newcastle and they don't get any better either. Probably want to dump her if they are THAT bad though! She has a lovely pair on her.

Used to play badminton at a county level (Berkshire). Didn't do it for long as I hated it, but still have a trophy or two from the odd competition. Shame I gave up, I could've been a good player.

2 hours of staring at me lass' cleavage. Doesn't get any better.

Merry Birthday!

Popping into Sainsbury's to buy me mam's birthday pressies for tomorrow, then it's off to Blue Mountain Golf Club for a party. EASTER HOLIDAYS!

Our school has a carol service at the end of term. No idea why. With CHRISTMAS carols? ...Ok hymns.

Our school has a carol service at the end of term. No idea why.

Euphemism?