Brock Manson

Say Anything - Total Revenge

Man U. I wouldn't be bothered about winning the League Cup though.

Ooo-aar.

Bowling For Soup - Out The Window

About to sit on me bed revising ethics. Oh joy.

A suit and a metal gun.

What next? Kike white? Gook yellow? Paki puce?

Merry Birthday!

Didn't that just make you hungry again? I'll get me coat.

Would you rather be gay or bi?

Kristen Barry - Ordinary Life

Legend tbh. Salako that is.

My favourite pub is usually occupied by pissed rugby fans. Quite often (especially after football) there's police swarming all over the place. After the Portsmouth game I happened to step inside to see a bloke who must've been 7" barring the door and being bodily dragged away by 3 blokes.

Can see him taking over from Rodders tbh.

2 pork pies and some apricot stilton with a banana. But I eat lunch at 2 so that's awhile yet.

Nickelback - Feelin' Way Too Damn Good

The Pitcher & Piano down by the millenium bridge. That and the accent.

Jackass Number 2

Play him every game and see how he manages. Although if his club are asking for silly money then get rid.

oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) First time I did it I managed to nip myself mid-shaft with the beard trimmer. Happy now? Are you doing this on demand from your lass? If so, how do you get away with the David Bellamy look on your face? Surely that would need attending to first. Of my own accord actually. Me beard isn't so scratchy now it's longer, but it is due for a trim.

oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) First time I did it I managed to nip myself mid-shaft with the beard trimmer. Happy now?

Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too Their album is brilliant.

Not seen it, but if people say its shit compared to the first Terminator then it must be ABSOLUTE horse-shit. You didn't like T1? I thought it was bob on. It'll look dated now, but I watched that before I did T2 and thought Arnie was the perfect fit for the mechanical golem. T3 is bollocks mind. I'd never seen any of the Terminator films til the other week, watched T1 and thought it was absolutely dreadful. T1 was class.

Anchorman was mint. Talleaega Nights (sp) now that was shite. Well said that man.

I just use a beard trimmer and have a grade 2 down there. You could always let her do it if she's that tired of friction burns.