Brock Manson

Nothing beats walking through Asda and feeling superior tbh.

Say Anything - Every Man Has A Molly

Inside "working" and it's pretty warm in here. Might open the window.

Fear Factory - (Memory Imprints) Never End

Drink warm milk. Have a wank/sex. Repeatedly headbutt the headboard of your bed until you lose consciousness.

Bowling For Soup - Really Might Be Gone

A defender on a free with premiership experience who is better that our current crop of defenders and he's not interested. I know it's only Distin, but you'd have thought the whole Campbell saga would have knocked some sense into the thick twat.

Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too

Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

A guy is going on a scuba diving holiday in the Red Sea, and after a few lessons from an instructor, feels confident enough to go out on his own. He's admiring all the wonderful colours of the fish and coral on the sea floor, when he sees a man with no diving equipment below him. Thinking to himself how impressive such a feat is, he nods to the bloke and decides to dive a little deeper to see if there's anything more to see. After a short while, he sees the same man again, still with no gear on and looking up at him. Still thoroughly impressed, the diver grabs his slate and writes: "I had no idea you could go scuba diving without any gear!" The man reads the slate, takes it from him and writes: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I'm drowning you arsehole."

Had to mute it, but class.

Don't forget to put the seat down when you're done.

Hoobastank - The Reason

Just been told I've retained the league....and it's March. 30 points clear, with quite a few games to go, Foti scores his 40th and 41st of the season against Newcastle to mark me signing a new contract.

Say Anything - Every Man Has A Molly Class.

Oh I dunno it's not all bad. I'm wearing a top hat for no reason. Kray-zee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo3ANHxilI...ted&search= 0:43

Your speciality is a song with no discernable lyrics apart from the ocasional drone of "puncher or the bag". Which makes it the natural choice after 4 kilkennys.

Lamb of God - Flux (Pariah)

I have fond memories of being rat arsed in a pub in Düsseldorf Veddering out Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter. There was also the Enrique - Hero incident which seemed to go down well...

Easter Egg!

I've heard the lengths some go to in order to cover up, but facials (not the cosmetic kind)?! Very funny.

Always get spots the day after if I shave. What's annoying is the lack of chin cheese to cover them up.

Today is my first official day of the easter holidays, so I'm doing sweet fa until lunch, then going to start a bit of revision. Time for some crunchy nut clusters methinks.

Where do you play Foti ? I've had him at a couple of clubs and played him wide left tracking forward and he's been nothing special for me at all. I play him as a striker in a 4-4-2 with team passing set to direct. Originally bought him as a left winger myself, but moved him up front after an injury crisis. Been first choice striker when fit ever since.