Brock Manson

Shaddup, foo'! Still miffed that wasn't in the final version. Pearl Jam - Parachutes

Vulnerable - Kill Me Tonight Nickelback - Far Away

Since Bob has left us...no Gemmil he's not dead... Two families are sitting down at the campsite bar, doing the crossword together. They're stuck on the clue: "Centre of female pleasure (8)." "Clitoris," says one of the husbands, suddenly inspired. "Yes of course, how do you spell it?" The other husband asks. "Can't remember. You should have asked me last night; it was on the tip of my tongue."

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Fanny. Bridge That Gap with Beer. And my personal favourite: I'd walk a mile for a poo.

Koldborn - Repression

"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole C***."

Real name: Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Tom.

Type your name into www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi and see what comes up. "Make it a Brock night"

And Youtube have stopped hosting it.

Brock Тоше Проески Seether - Plastic Man

No offence mate, but you really think anyone will take your advice on haircuts? Absolutely nowt wrong with my hair I'll thank you very much. Them's the breaks.

Anything shorter than shoulder length on a lass is a lesbian haircut tbh.

Ferchrissake it's 'Knock down Ginger', not 'Knocky-nine-doors'.

Godsmack - I Am Tuneage.

Pure class.

You were with your lass? Who the fuck else would I be on a bridge with? God sake you're trying to hard.

Paolo Nutini - Last Request

Got Final Fantasy 7 out for another go. One of the best games ever. FACT.

Connolly is gash like. I think he's brilliant. Never been much of a prolific goal scorer and is certainly not premiership standard. Much better strikers around in the Championship.

Sitting down stinking of nowt but fags when I'm with me lass on a bridge and going: "Oi've bin drinkin an I smell of garlic, ere do I smell of garlic den? Smell my breath loik," isn't particularly doing much to enhance my opinion of the irish.

Good player, great leader, but not worth the 25k p/week contract he's just turned down. Wouldn't be a good signing for NUFC. Can't shoot for shit either.

Connolly is gash like.

Tom Waits - I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You

Korn - All In The Family Love this song.