Brock Manson

Can I have one for lunch please? Ketchup though. Brown sauce is munting.

Party at me lass' house. There's going to be a kareoke machine.

1) I had a dodgy curry out tonight and have subsequently been throwing up. 2) I spent £40 in hmv today. 3) Where I bought the Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly album for me lass, who typically looked in my hmv bag and said "ooo you'll have to let me borrow it". So much for the fucking surprise. 4) My knees hurt. 5) I own 8 Cradle of Filth albums.

Potpourri? I got chocolate sardines. Aftershave you dumbfuck. Not that you would know, because you're a total scruff. I wear hugo boss you binge-drinking borstal dweller.

Potpourri? I got chocolate sardines.

Services to music? He can't sing.

She's The Man Brilliant.

Nothing else to say other than:

Blatantly asked for it though.. Nope. Paolo Nutini's album on the other hand is quality.

I only got an Enrique album didn't I?

Nothing like family arguments over xmas dinner.

Off to Plymouth for Xmas with the family. Which means arguments in rural accents. Ta-ra all, and merry xmas. Hope Santa fills your stockings nicely.

Blip in form.

School's only been out for a week.

Just been out with the lass to see Black Christmas. It was when we were playing time crisis 2 in the arcade when I suddenly thought: "Holy fuck; this is a day in the life of J69."

Black Christmas Absolute, ridiculous shite but it was still incredible. Worth seeing for the eyeballs hanging from a Christmas tree alone.

Were you always the hairy princess, Gemmill? No, I was.

Evanescence - Lithium Good album.

MCR - The Black Parade If it hasn't been mentioned already. Think it's great.

Seeing Black Christmas today. Looks awful, which is partly the reason why we're seeing it.

Fuck me, are you getting stabilizers too? I can just see him out on the street on Christmas morning with all the other kids who got new bikes. Them all stood staring at him as he emerges from the garage dressed from head to toe in padding. Taking time beforehand to stretch so he doesn't pull a hamstring.

Long Island Ice Tea. Sambuca, triple sec, tequila, sours, pepsi. Not that I ever drink of course.

The tramp bought some alcohol and died because of you. Merry xmas Naw he's there all year round. Plays a tin whistle.

Vulnerable - The Horns Of The Dilemma

In town today there was a brass band playing xmas songs, and I gave a tramp some money and he wished me a merry xmas. It was all so Christmassy! 3 and a bit days...