Brock Manson

To be fair to Toonraider,, we've never seen camels down Essex. Oo aar. Having said that, I've never seen a camel in real life before either (hailling from Plymouth originally) but can discriminate perfectly fine between the shadows and the beasts. Photoshopped tbh.

Bring Big Al in tbh.

Come on Barca. I hate Chelsea with a passion after their pathetic showing against Reading. I mean I knew they dived but I didn't think to the extent they did at the mad stad. Cheated as well. Jesus wept. And no I don't mind Reading being beaten, they were the better team. And I support Newcastle, before anyone says anything.

My Dying Bride - To Remain Tombless

I think he looks better than when he's clean-shaven meself.

Surely if he's getting a new contract there should be a poor performance clause involved... We wouldn't have to pay him then.

Howsabout playing Milner, Luque and Bernard, and dropping Bramble? Get him out already.

Outkast - Ms. Jackson

Merry Birthday!

FFS!!! Banana Caramel Frappuchinos from Starbucks.

Merry Birthday!

I havent but seemingly him and his lass do almost every night. Something else they do every night that I imagine would put his hip out. Twister? I was thinking Dance Dance Revolution...

HOW DARE YOU! WHAT'S IT GOING TO DO??? MAKE HIM TAMPER WITH THE BALL LESS BLOODY OBVIOUSLY??? How about the fact he his one of the fastest bowlers who have ever lived and this can only increase his already rapid deliverance. I was being facetious. Never. Chyeah!

I havent but seemingly him and his lass do almost every night. Something else they do every night that I imagine would put his hip out.

HOW DARE YOU! WHAT'S IT GOING TO DO??? MAKE HIM TAMPER WITH THE BALL LESS BLOODY OBVIOUSLY??? How about the fact he his one of the fastest bowlers who have ever lived and this can only increase his already rapid deliverance. I was being facetious.

Nah appoint Steve Coppell ! We can only dream. Bringing Sonko and Shorey with him and that's the defense sorted out there and then.

Bring back Souness tbh. Proper manager.

Been playing tennis with Shola have you?

HOW DARE YOU! WHAT'S IT GOING TO DO??? MAKE HIM TAMPER WITH THE BALL LESS BLOODY OBVIOUSLY???

KT Tunstall - Change Her new album is excellent. Not quite as good as Eye To The Telescope, but it's a hard album to follow. Haven't had a chance to check out the DVD part of the album yet, but will do. An sublime talent. This song in particular is beautiful.

I think they're secretly in love.

It's....cricket. CRICKET FFS!!!!

I guess lyrics tend to translate poorly to paper. Time and delivery, time and delivery.

Ibrahima Sonko? Would be a fucking fantastic buy for ANY team in the prem.

He's off to Villa though.