Brock Manson

There was a woman on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her. The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her. The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."

The one pictured.

You filthy fucking animal, your mother must be horrified man! As Patrokles said, there's alot more that conerns her. The Beard? The Air guitar? The Tea Leaf? Air guitar? Tea Leaf?

You filthy fucking animal, your mother must be horrified man! As Patrokles said, there's alot more that conerns her.

I hope that heart thing isn't a drawing of the MSN love emoticon. It was a note from the German. Wait, is that a German dictionary on the desk next to it, too? 'Ich... denke... das... du bist sehr schon!' "Ich denke dass du sehr schön bist" And I don't know how I manage Craig, but off camera is a load of files on the floor.

I hope that heart thing isn't a drawing of the MSN love emoticon. It was a note from the German.

We have so many left-sided players, why not balance it up a bit? He could play right back.

If you thought Greg's was bad...

Given the abuse I'd receive, I'm not stupid enough to post a link.

Merry Birthday!

They're good, but it's very easy to eat too much. Careful like.

Have you ran past any obscenely tall gentlemen recently?

Ironickle title alert!!!1! Every so often they can do a song which isn't depressing. Kittie - Get Off (You Can Eat A Dick)

I don't think NUFC will go down myself. It'll be Watford, Sheffield and Charlton in that order.

Evanescence - Good Enough

Big Al comes out of retirement so we actually have a striker who can score.

Does he have that low standards?

Michael Jackson is on a damaged plane with his bodygaurd and a bunch of little boys. There are only 2 parachutes. The plane is losing control and is going to crash. Bodygaurd:C'mon, we need to get off the plane! Michael:What about the kids? Bodygaurd:Fuck the kids. Michael: Do you think we'll have time? Yes it's old, but this thread needs saving.

What's going on in my bedroom wardrobe right now. Edit: Yes I'm aware of the wallpaper on the door. But I didn't want to take the poster down.

The musings of one who didn't watch the game. Weren't Reading playing? Course they fucking weren't, they have Arsenal on Sunday. How did they do? Shut up.

Jimmy Fallon doing standup.

But I take pics of peoples' tattoos in the street. Do you ask them if you can?

Evanescence - Snow White Queen

But I take pics of peoples' tattoos in the street.

Pffft it's more like 10 seconds. And for the record Wacky, look who brought it up.