Brock Manson

An M&S egg & bacon sarnie. A little stale but nice all the same.

Can't...close...the...window.

If you spin him around really fast, does he go "ftftftftftftftftftft" and start to lift off the floor?

I'd get a customised goal helmet, with "Brock" airbrushed on the backplate. Cosmetic surgery, a tattoo and a villa in Florida.

Testa Mora? 144064[/snapback] Aye, that was her. The straw that broke the camel's back. 144076[/snapback] You would though wouldn't you?

That forum is absolute crud. Thank God I'm going out for a run and a swim soon otherwise I'd be doing meself in with a biro.

Isn't the midget who plays/played for Sheffield United?

Slipknot - Pulse of the Maggots

Huh?

Who?

Old joke week is getting....old.

DJ Cammy - Celebrate the Summer ...

Bowling For Soup - Drunk Enough To Dance Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror (if we're allowed greatest hits...)

it is now!!!! (see you know the words though) 143874[/snapback] A lad in my class at school used to go to their concerts, so I compiled a list of things so I had a few bits and pieces to rip the piss out of him. Who'd have thought that 13 years later they'd come in handy. 143875[/snapback] That's incredible sad, yet also very cute. Bless.

Hartson better than Owen?

Fuck off Have you seen the shite you listen to? GLC - Safe as Fuck 143713[/snapback] Seether shite? Seether - The Gift 143720[/snapback] Yes, Seether are shite along with Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, Eminem and any other band or artist you like. Infernal - Paris to Berlin 143756[/snapback] Godsmack - Whatever

In no order (apart from 1.) Bowling For Soup - A Hangover You Don't Deserve Fear Factory - Obsolete Pearl Jam - Ten KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope Slipknot - IOWA Rammstein - Sehnsucht Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell Pantera - Vulgar Display Of Power The Offspring - Americana IMO

Fuck off Have you seen the shite you listen to? GLC - Safe as Fuck 143713[/snapback] Seether shite? Seether - The Gift

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

Bands like the Kooks should be culled tbh. Seether - Because of Me

Nee chance. It'll be Barcelona and Real, should they raid Juve upon their relegation. After Luque mind...swap him for Fernando Torres tbh.

Allegedly Chelski will recoup 7 million if that happens!

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady "Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records..well I do; so fuck him and fuck you too."

An Iraqi child said that there was a knock on their door, his father went to answer it and the US marines shot him through the door, and again when they were inside. Fucking sickening to think this is the sort of thing which is an everyday occurence in Iraq at the moment. The sooner they pull the troops out the better.

Yep, I dont think there's another player in Europe who could score some of the ones he did. And then there were the other 'mad' goals. He left in a rather sad way, with a lot of people forgetting how good he was for us. But I'll never forget some of those magic nights; that game against spurs, that liverpool freekick in the fa cup, and that crazy overhead kick against Fulham. 143512[/snapback] The dolphin kick I think it was called. But you just know that if he'd buggered that up instead of just heading in, he would've been slaughtered.