Brock Manson

Made me laugh, me dad said Shevchenko is a crap player and then he scored.

Pearl Jam - Corduroy

Speaking of champions... *cough*

Green Street. Brilliant little film, very sad at the end. Elijah Wood is also surprisingly good in it, although I still can't see him being able to knock someone out who's bigger than him.

It sounds lush! I want one! Not right now though, I'm stuffed. Fucking 'all you can eat' chinese buffet restaurant.

Was round me mates today, and went to the bog for a piss...opened the lid and there was a sodding floater amidst a sea of yellow water.

Just...

System Of A Down - Chop Suey

I go on www.metacafe.com You get some seedy films there mind

im gonna try that on friday with a jumbo fried rice and bottle of whisky ill post the results when I come back out of a shit induced coma 114501[/snapback] You'll turn yourself inside out

Double streams are a bastid. Amusing though. I remember once it happened to me and both went wide of the mark.

Remember once me best mate was staying round for the night and he needed to go real bad, unfortunately he didn't make it in time and so he was running along like Charlie Chaplain

Faster than a speeding train.

Dude, you sound in severe need of a circumcision ! have you got a foreskin like a shirtsleeve or something ? Personally, mine is a finely tuned instrument that has the aim of a Russian sniper. 114481[/snapback] I was phrasing the predicament in such a way so as not to offend

Tell your bird about it?? 114289[/snapback]

Sometimes the foreskin is pointing one way without your realising it and suddenly you're pissing in the bog brush holder

Not rancid as such but I just did a perfectly spherical turd

One Hour Photo Thought it was great, Robin Williams was incredible in it! Quite a freaky film but I thought they could have gone further with it, however it was well-written all the same.

Metallica - Enter Sandman Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt

8 pages and barely anything's happened tbh. But still gutted I went out today, even if I bought 2 DVDs for a tenner.

You're all jealous tbh. I'm hoping I remembered to clear the internet history on her pc mind

Dark Fortress - Requiem Grotesque

I am the one and only Brock Manson.

Have you seen the lasses hockey players get???

You really need to go and find yourself a girlfriend tbh...