Brock Manson

No but I am tempted to crucify you for your blasphemy Although in thousands of years the Bible will have a new testament "The New, New Testament" and it'll be about the new messiah, Lou, who was crucified by King Brock. I have a photo of me and Shaun Thompson and it's class

Jesus is part of the trinity, therefore he is God. I'm of the opinion that God isn't a very nice person.

I presented the m.o.m. award at the Bees game tonight! I had to walk onto the ice (they put carpet down so the presenters don't fall over) and then Shaun Thompson skated up, shook me hand and we posed for a photo. Then he got mobbed by the Bees and so I joined in. We won 4-3 but it should've been 10-0 to us as we were in their frickin half for almost all of the game! And one of their goals didn't cross the line! So when the play stopped once, Briere (the goalie) put the puck on the line and called the ref over and said "does that look like a goal to you?"

Mansfield.....surely we can beat them

Hope we sign him, Owen barely plays and we need a striker.

Don't think he deserves such a send off myself, footballing legend or not. The negative things he's done with his life far outweigh the positives if you ask me. R.I.P. yes, national hero not in the slightest I'm afraid.

Merry birthday!

I got Ibrahima Sonko to sign a xmas card for me mam. Great bloke!

I haven't watched it yet but was in Asda buying xmas cards and saw Unleashed for £11.97 and thought "why not?" Enjoyed the film when I saw it in the cinema so will probably sit down with it sometime tomorrow.

Would copy the spanish fans and wave a white hankerchief. Well a tissue since I don't have a hankerchief. And that tissue would likely be snatched if I were ever to sit near Jimbo.

I've put up with this shite long enough, get out Souness before you do even more damage.

Strange thing happened to me in London today. Hailed a cab as I wanted to get to paddington station so I waved at him to stop. The driver waved back and carried on driving! His light was on as well! Weird.

Not nearly long enough a sentence tbh.

Ok, on Saturday there are 3 things that I'm torn between, and I can only go to 1 of them! 1) Matty is coming down to Bisonland and he owes me a beer, so would love to catch up and see how he's doing now he's moved to the toon. 2) A lass I have a thing for will be in Bracknell as she plays hockey. Do I go and ask her out at the likely risk I'll get shot down? 3) Bees play Slough and Stu Simmonds has signed for Slough (allegedly); another good bloke. I also have to get to the footy eary so as to get Sonko's autograph for me mam (xmas pressie)

Well it can't be me because I'm neither fat or from Reading.

Were you the first face transplant patient?

Buying sackfuls of rocks?

YOU DIRTY BIRD! I'LL BREAK YOUR COCKADOODIE LEGS! 62731[/snapback] Ack don't spoil it I'm only up to the bit where she gets that letter about her taxes!

Oh fuck yes. 62263[/snapback] I'm scared

My mum's spaghetti is a bad taste joke.

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror.... 62965[/snapback] Jesus Christ. Thanks for the mental image of Jimbo, tit in one hand lifting it to his tongue, cock in the other masturbating furiously and admiring it all in the mirror. 62968[/snapback] I've got a lazy-lob on after reading that ! 62970[/snapback] Once again a thread becomes seedy and disgusting The way God intended.

I have to admit I laughed a little when this post was ignored. And again because I'm pointing this fact out without knowing anything about computers

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror....

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