Brock Manson

He's almost the same age as Shearer

I won £8 on a lotto xmas scratchcard! I'm off to the newsagents tomorrow to buy some more

Happy holidays everyone

YOU HAE A BALDY HEED!

you could at least paint some snow on it! 67999[/snapback] Better?

I've lost the avatar I had last xmas So I'll stick with the one I have now

I've heard some of your fans state he's better than Michael Owen! 67903[/snapback] Yes, he is a more "complete" player than Owen, which is why they prefer him. I think they forgot about his 2 goals in 25 games. 67948[/snapback] 1 goal

At least wait until they put it out you evil, evil person

Offspring - Race Against Myself Their last album was disappointing but this song is good

Peeps! I regret to inform you all that I shall be giving up the shores of toontasitc, nay, the UK for I am to travel to Tampa, Florida and spend a week relaxing instead of revising for my mocks Naw I'll be revising when I get back (at 7am xmas day!) I wish you all the merriest of merry xmas's, and that you get everything that was on your lists, and here's hoping that the frigid old relative whom you never see or contact sends you something other than socks or a tatty xmas jumper. Gonna see the NHL Ta-ra! (well i aint going right now but soon) don't miss your favourite Brock now

Rammstein - Keine Lust

Merry birthday yeh ginger get

Well maybe if you tried a little harder in training and stopped going out roasting chavs and partying all the time, the gaffer would notice you and move you up the pecking order?

Xmas decorations Cept I'll be away until xmas day so wont get to enjoy them for very long

I don't get it

How does he smell?

Used to get them all the time when I had a brace. Vile evil things

Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now 67548[/snapback] What about that bird you used to go on about that "was a female version of you" who liked sum 41 or some other shite band. Southern Geordie might remember, dunno why, but he just might! 67551[/snapback] I think she topped herself

I'm listening to me mam having an imaginary conversation with me Weird.

Didn't you do that once aswell? With that bird from Canada? Or am I thinking of someone else? 67544[/snapback] Unless you count a bloke called Ashley I used to go to school with then no. But the bastard doesn't keep in touch with me now

Medina

I'm still scared

So it's safe until you open the file that's sent? I'm scared

Naw it's one of those old black&white flicks. After that shot a screen with the text: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH comes up

Pearl Jam - Nothingman