Brock Manson

Caption comp: Uh oh, Mike knows I just farted!

KT Tunstall - Stoppin' The Love I LOVE HER

Clueless... Watching the toon v ManUre game just to see Scotty Parker and then deciding to call up Jenas.

PS do gays have a grab a Grandad night (no offence meant) 27534[/snapback] "Snag yourself a Sugar Daddy" maybe 27536[/snapback] night god bless A Random Conversation 22:31] happyclever: WAT R U DOING [23:09] yapunis: I AM LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER DISPLAY [23:43] happyclever: WAT IS TAT [24:14] yapunis: YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS COMPUTER? OR YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS DISPLAY? OR U DUNNO BOTH? [25:39] happyclever: I DON UNDERSTAND U SEE TAT FOR WAT [26:13] yapunis: IF I DUN SEE THAT HOW I READ WHAT U TYPE? [26:39] happyclever: don understand [26:55] yapunis: I THINK U BETTER GET DICTIONARY [27:09] happyclever: SOLI [27:20] yapunis: WHICH SCHOOL U FROM? [27:29] happyclever: I JUZ FORM 3 [27:44] yapunis: I ASK WHICH SCHOOL. DIN ASK YOU WHICH FORM [28:10] happyclever: TONG SAMPAH [28:32] yapunis: WHY U STUDY IN TONG SAMPAH? I THOUGHT THAT'S THE PLACE OF YOUR ORIGIN? [29:20] happyclever: SOLI [29:51] happyclever: TAT SCH VERY TERUK 1 [29:56] happyclever: MY ENG NOT GOOD [32:06] yapunis: OH OK. MINE 2 [32:32] yapunis: BUT IT'S TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE TO *** ONESELF FROM *** FOUND IN TONG SAMPAH. 27538[/snapback] That's the sort of conversation I imagine Dyer and Bramble would have

Ferk me you're old!

What does it make me as I'm a cockney-hating southener? I was still scared of the whole soft southern puff thing mind that's why I didn't take me toon shirt off

"is you is or is you aint my baby" oh and

Hey with Nobby on the trumpet and Shearer knocking 7 bells we could have our very own toon orchestra

He shot, he missed, he must've turned up pissed: Craigy Moore, Craigy Moore! Not an Owen song but just thought of it

It wasn't that bad people it made me titter

Steps - Heartbeat ( ) Cartoons - Witchdoctor The Moffats - Crazy Scissor Sisters - Laura Scissor Sisters - Tits On The Radio McFly - Room On The 3rd Floor

Berlin Wall came wall down (I think)

"saucy devil" can be applied to a group of people or a single person. I love sayin it

Jim Carey - Cable Guy I love that film

Nah. He's a bit too boy'ish for my liking. Looks like it would take him forever to grow designer stubble.. 26910[/snapback] So George Michael / Don Johnson is more you cup of char eh? 26958[/snapback] George Michael used to be when I was about 10, but he didn't have the designer stubble then! Don Johnson - no thanks I just prefer men that at least look like they're able to grow stubble 26959[/snapback]

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

Still thinking about Spoony and cologne is he?

Fuck the date I wish I was blind or Let's go get Superman with our kryptonite

I didn't know there was a porn movie called "Edinburgh Zoo" never mind how much it costs And it sounds very dodgy to be honest, you dirty young lady! 26866[/snapback] Banned in most countries I believe

Isn't there a 56k friendly version? I'm not waiting forever for this to download >.<

No, Germans are crazy not me Still remember that bastard little girl saying "du bist gemein" to me

If, after my german exchange trip (next year sometime), I find some german has replaced all me lesbian porn with "schizerfest" I'll fucking kill him/her. Well I read "german porn" and that's what I thought.

Aw a little baby Good luck!

Read on teletext we were interested but didn't want to pay 1.5million Southampton were asking. erm....Lundekvaam? Oh and sorry if posted before I couldn't be arsed to look

What about "fish out of water" for Spurs away?