Brock Manson

We didn't beat Bolton away last season, I remember us being outplayed as well Tricky place to go the Reebok but if we get Luque, who knows what will happen?

That pic is class Forwarded it to a few people too

Leeds supporters are always great at cheering on their team Welcome!

Someone's getting ripped off....... 15722[/snapback] It was West Ham but it was only in the gossip column. 15725[/snapback] Well if it's true they're getting ripped off.

Someone's getting ripped off.......

Luque is worth that sort of money considering we can't score a goal whereas he can. Good player, capped a few times for spain and a good age. Now imagine we signed Owena s well

On a good day Enrique Iglesias (I like to think) At a quick glance Laurent Robert Some on this board would love for me to look like a certain actor off Eastenders

I did it! I went to the BBQ, said hello to the new signing (a short one) and trhere was the lass who I think is rather good looking but she isn't interested (no-one is nowadays). I'M NOT THAT BAD ONCE YOU FEY TO KNOW ME! Anyways where wa sI........um......yeah had made up with Jon so that was fine and was chatting with Buzz (I know his real name ) Oh yes Mike Ellis (team coach, equivalent of the manager in football terms) sat down with us for a bit and I said: "Any chance of Brendan Witt guesting for us this season Mike?" and he said "not a chance"

Would be better than Souey at least. Anyone think Coleman would be worth a gamble? Would be a financially viable option seeing as he's also facing the boot. Whether or not the Fulham team for this season has anything to do with him (ie everyone leaving) is another matter... Hitzfeld have a job yet?

"I moight be a burgler" (west country accent) after the delivery man said it as the door had been open.

Well I'll be going to a BBQ later on and there'll be loads of people there, and the local hockey team I'll be getting pissed (byob unfortunately, I'll have to 'borrow' some after mine's run out) and going round saying "you...are...the best....sign my beer?"

If I was seeking to play in the premiership and NUFC were the only option then yes or if I'm a NUFC supporter. Other than that I'd tell Souey where to shove his contract offer.

I'll bet they hang up the moment they hear a geordie accent

Fear Factory - Hi-Tech Hate Fear Factory - Edgecrusher After them I'm not sure

NIN - All The Love In The World

But surely people don't think they have a chance at the league, methinks people are taking the piss

What I heard before the game along with a link with D'allesandro (yes please)

Poll on yahoo: who will win the prem this season? Chelsea Arsenal Everton Man U http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fo/poll/index.html Surely, surely they meant Liverpool...

Benayoun is one to watch as well. Bloody Wet Sham COME ON LADS THRASH THE BASTARDS (I dislike West Ham, always have)

Is it me or do we seem to be linked with Govou every season?

We should beat this lot, all that's needed is to mark Teddy out of the game as Harewood can't hit a barn door. They haven't strengthened much since promotion so even our squad of 16 (good god) can manage. 2-0 us, Shearer and Milner

If there's a fire, is it her job to go "dingdingdingdingding"?

It's probably the only way anyone would ever marry him Knob of the highest order, should go back to doing Blockbuster ads on the radio which no-one listens to.

In no order: Graham Norton - Funny guy, reading his autobiography and it's an interesting insight into the guy's past (...that's why it's an autobiography...) and could entertain after the food. Ricahrd Crawley (sp?) - Best chef ever (Someone has to cook.) Nadine Coyle - phwoar Deryck Whibley - Lead singer of Sum 41 so I'd love to have a chat with him about music and ask why he's going out with Avril Lavigne Mike Ellis - A great guy and is the coach of the Bracknell Bees so he rules even more! Shigeru Miyamoto - Would be interesting (and yes a little nerdy ) to have a chat about Nintendo, and we could draw pictures of Mario which woould be cool eh? KT Tunstall - I love her music and have a thing for her 50 Cent - well why not? Ronaldinho or Mr Woo - both are amazing when they show off with a football (Mr Woo was in that vodafone ad) Matus Petricko - Amazing guy, great ice hockey player and I'll see if he's up for a pint in Basingstoke.

Such filth And no I doubt my ex would've said 'yes' to bonking whilst I was on here.