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ECML is 200km/h which is pitifully slow by modern standards.

Me too, he was my favourite as well, always thought Solo was a wanker..

Meanwhile, in Europe:

Barnes out for yonks, sounds like a metatarsal injury

xHY of 10K, not be sniffed at, not sure what his exHY were mind. In all seriousness, it was obvious at Villa away last season what a miss he was tbh

😔

Romano became a one man Greenwood cheerleader for days on twitter, the cunt

Probably a rounding error (the get out for all stats nonces)

They're not all mental, just most of them. [Mackem at Work] Glad we didnt sneak through the play-offs last year mind seeing the gulf in class with Sheff Utd [/Mackem at Work]

And a penalty (that was patently NEVER a fucking penalty)

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/get-a-grip-youtube-hustlers-dont-watch-football-with-the-camera-on/ This bit caught my eye for some reason:

Mods, MODS !!! Someone has hacked Gemmill, there's a trace of humility in that post.

At what time did the sub eventually arrive ??

https://twitter.com/magpiechannel_/status/1706023066042597609?s=61&t=dT18lkv_gtx3CedULmHiZg

He's been near Southgate recently, never fails to turn him to shit in front of goal.

I really don’t get the “oh he wants out” mindset, he’s signed a new contract, if he wanted out he didn’t need to, release causes are pretty normal these days. Am completely pissypants free about the whole thing.

In fairness the F35 is stealthy as fuck and not supposed to be seen on radar etc.

What!!! The former President of Bolivia is compromised, he looks happy enough !!!

Not so sure I want us to murder other teams fans tbh. Rest of post is spot on though.

Glad we’re not playing the fuckers who beat these 5-1

Well second best, they’re electric up front

Some twitter predictions and a tweet I found very funny

Is that confirmed ??

Fail to see the issue tbh, it's in Italy every fucker will have a passport.