Toonpack

Top work, thank you.

(Partly) LYP Wonder if the officials have decided, anything marginal, fuck Klopp

Vibes

It would appear Pep has also been bought 😱

Here's hoping purple patch/last night's Miggy is permanent Miggy and it wasn't just a patch at all. Seems it took him a little while to come back up to speed from his break/injury but he was tremendous yesterday.

Shame we don't have similar expertise here, when it comes to stats all we've got is the ginger rambler

He/Hin (du)

Isak must have spent the week with Southgate

World Cup Wilson is back

To be fair we only scored one of them

Some of the lads need to calm the fuck down and this is in the bag.

As a complete random/nothing aside. Went on a lads holiday to Guernsey in 1976 (12p a pint in the club) another group on the campsite included Eric Morecambe’s son, his mates reckoned Eric was permanently exactly the same as he was on the TV and madcap all the time.

Push a wall onto the cunt

Fucking tremendous isn't it, beats the shit out of a flat pack, industrial estate shit hole.

Looking at their team, that Diallo kid, (flatters to deceive for me) not theirs, Roberts looks canny tricky and could do OK with better players around him so he doesn't have to try and do it all himself and their right back looked OK too, they could struggle to keep the latter two tbh. As Alex says, they were well off the pace this season and next season could be a rebuild again where they need to improve the areas that were lacking this season AND possibly replace the better performers from this season. That's a big ask.

Jimmy is a top bloke, paralyzed in a car crash.

and we should have been 2-0 up

It's entirely down to us, we are only hoping for "help" from other teams so we can relax. We do the business we are in, we are not actually reliant upon anyone but ourselves. By far the best way to be.

Have these fuckers ever been promoted on merit from league position or have they always come up through the playoffs since they were introduced ??

I think he wants to put his sausage (chipolata) in your mouth mate

He's a bit of a wonka supposedly

As for being "dirty" we're not in top 10 of Prem league for fouls committed.

The maddening thing is Scharr gets on the end of loads of corners but couldn't hit a barn door, he must wear some form of handsomeness cloaking device but his head is in reality like this:

If that happens, this years Chelsea are not previous years Chelsea, and we certainly owe them, the cunts.

I am way more James May tbh