Toonpack

I wanted it off when Robinson was out but the Mrs was NOOO, leave it on 🙄

Didn't listen as I was (am) in the huff

9 men back on the fence is a joke and something that should be looked at IMO, you should have to have some attacking fielders at all times.

It’s rather appropriate the cunts wear yellow, the cowardly bastards

Cowardly cricket from the convicts

It was, boos and Kawajagoogoo squared up to some grey haired ruffian, twice.

Stupidity from Bairstow mind. But a cunts trick just the same.

Cricket dying out there sadly, the tall lads who would have previously wanted to bowl fast want to play basketball these days and their decent players are only interested in the T20 riches. It’s all very sad. Bit like this ashes series.

MF'dYP

That, and not putting the ball on the fucking ground. Soon as I saw it, I thought surely that's not out. They'll be at Ducket big time first thing today mind, Starc first up I reckon. Hope it's gloriously sunny and pitch is absolutely dead, still can't see a win though, even if England could get close, Aussies'll go to the packed legside field shortball tactics and any runs will become massively high risk.

Blue sky seems to be the favoured replacement, but it's currently in beta and invite only just now.

"Whingeing Ponce" was a play on words from you know "whingeing pom". His circumstances (of which I was/am well aware) are of no relevance, he went on like a fucking big bairn, it was pathetic, as a comentator he's supposed to be objective, I mean maybe he should get a grip, it's only fucking cricket.

If that wasn't a catch every catch he ever took should have been not out and if that'd been an England catch it would have been out. Whingeing Ponce.

McGrath's a fucking crybaby mind.

Can't recall last time I listened to them tbh, was a devotee back in the day (original lineup) and in no small part I blame them for my tinitus. It was Blackberry Smoke and then Bob Seger on the turntable last night btw.

Where's Greenidge and Haynes when you need them 🙄

Crawley strikes

Bowl at the fucking stumps, he can’t move FFS

The really annoying thing is we could and should be on the verge of going 2-0 up (or 1-0 at worst) if not for some sheer crass stupidity and shit catching etc.

We’ll either skittle them (relative term) for a lead of 350/400 ish, or they’ll end up 500+ ahead tonight, putting game beyond reach, we’ll go for it, of course, be all out just before rain comes which would have gifted an improbable draw. But it’ll have been entertaining (for Aussies).

Just this shit ? what about the shit before this shit, that other shit and all the shit from the other day, not to mention the shit from last week and the other shit before that.

More a saw a joke today, but:

Cheer up man, go and buy a gun or something.

agree, if it’d been an orthodox field, fine play the hook or pull, but every fucker was behind square, it was like give us some catching practice. There was no positive outcome, a single at best, it was nuts.

Evidently they think Lyon is done for the match and possibly the series (from cheat Smith interview)