Toonpack

With "answers" like that you could end up in cabinet We're building 40 new hospitals - nope Crime figures are down - nope Everton are down, 2 years in a row - phffft 66 points are enough - 🤷🏼‍♂️

Are you saying 66 points may not be enough ? I mean you seemed so, so certain, and it's unlike you to doubt yourself.

Can’t be Gemmill, he has said we have enough points (66) already, the fates may just decide to put that to the test for shits and giggles.

Bugger

Could easily been down to 10 after 3 mins, pretty clear elbow but these lower league grounds don’t have enough camera angles.

Was thinking that earlier, grass looked very long and appears they'd narrowed the playing area.

They look way more likely than us tbh

How many goals is that for Botman now Oops was Trippier

Tripps and Bruno's radars need a reboot at half time I also think (lord help me) ASM would have them ragged on he left.

Fuck me and thank fuck

Well obviously, the fucker'd rip it of

Has there EVER been a less appropriate ad placement than this one in that mackem twitter thread 🤷🏼‍♂️

We may have apocalyptic levels of fewm incoming: Suspect the Bilbao black cats will need to convene an emergency AGM, all three of them must be mightily upset.

I think I'd start Wilson, they'll be cloggers, let him take the sting out of that then unleash Isak when they're knackered.

You appear to be turning into a bit of a footballer stalker mind wiki

As I said on Twitter:

Good policy, those 2-3 minutes could be the difference between getting caught and a clean escape.

He must be getting peddled soon, you should have spoke to him.

The cunts probably stowaway before the launch to get shipped out of the place

there's a misspelling in there, the team was actually Barmy-stoned Rangers as established by exhaustive research conducted over about 5 seconds in my head

I bet your mates guide dog hates her as well.

Well we've got a Fender playing at the stadium soon, we've had a Gibson writing in the Chronicle, a Martin in Radio Newcastle, a Darren or Peter Jackson so why not one of these:

Can't see Southampton getting out of it so only one of the two you mention can go down, Everton are nailed on so someone assured us (unless they were WRONG !!!!).