Toonpack

John Redwood hasn't certified you as a British fish, Fish

66 million-ish population divided by 5000 = 13200 days = 36 years (and you need 2 jabs 2 weeks apart) so 72 years

Trumpist tactics

Not surprised. Wash your hands and don't type and shit will help.

Do you enjoy having your butler watch you shit ??

Plans you say !! So when we can't get a vaccine it'll be the remainer's fault, probably sums it up. If this thing actually does work, there's going to be a bun fight for it, I wouldn't be surprised if they adopt an "EU first" supply policy, especially when initial supplies are limited and if we fuck them over with torn up treaty and no-deal. (Which would then be the EU's fault and a Tory plan B to the above)

Whatever it was it would have been on his lap top, whilst having a shite

Using (presumably) your phone whilst having a shite is beyond all shred of human decency tbh

Straight out the packet, no oil no nothing

It is a few hours work, but you get ~18 person curry portions worth, 9 curries for two (with a portion over for next day usually) we freeze our gravy in those metal takeaway cartons, 3 ladles each Usually make it up when we're down to a couple of cartons, our last batch was made 5th July (I write date on the lid) so it's not like you do it very often - depending on curry consumption obvs !! Like a well oiled machine now, Mrs makes up sealed pots of the spices for the various recipe's and whenever chopping onion we do a bit more and put aside and freeze 30g/half (a curry portion) if she's making her amazing peas pud we put aside some of the softened yellow lentils and freeze them for a dhansak. Tremendous curry in around 30 minutes any time we want Final tip, not sure if it's been mentioned here before, buy uncooked poppadum's - microwave minute to minute and a half - super fresh and crispy

AL's kitchen is the way to go base gravy day last Saturday (the base gravy Gemmill is too lazy to make).

Yikes

Sadly, that thought had crossed my mind already !!!!

You sir are a menace (or maybe minx)

Nonce gnashers

If ever a face SCREAMED for a hard drive check, that's it.

Hope the trucks can keep them at minus 80 whilst they queue at the docks come January !!!!

Good point, it's manufactured in Germany isn't it ??

Well you know what centrally means don't you ? Nailed on crony organisation badged as NHS.

From the article:

Good news but it's got to be stored at -80 degrees C, not going to able to get it at Boots or the Gp's very easily.

They don’t forget, this guy was on Obama’s NSC

He’s awake and on his phone 😂

And he's been fighting release of his DNA for a rape case, the actions of an innocent man if ever there was.😇

Hmmm you could be right, he'll be in jail or broke before 4 years are up anyway