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Peter Lorimer RIP dirty Leeds legend with a cannon in his boots ( regularly 90 mph and one penalty measured at 107 mph - how they measured back then I don’t know)

A priest a vicar and a rabbit went into a blood transfusion clinic. When asked “what’s your blood group” “I believe I’m a type O” said the rabbit 🤔 😀

Shit Renton, so sorry, condolences 😔

Potatoes at 10 yards

Many years ago, bloke I worked with was a huge boxing fan, would travel to Vegas etc for the big fights, I remember he said at one fight he was on the aisleway and Hagler came down past him and he said he'd never felt so intimidated in his life and said he'd never forget it. Hagler just had such a brutal appearance/aura about him, said hairs on his neck stood up just watching him go by.

Mrs' jab update, at last Centre for Life and not Washington or Stockton appears as an option but..............................

We're fucked or maybe we aren't

You love him really

My jab appointment sorted now, 29th centre for life

Is it just me, or is Johnson's tart absolutely pig ugly (unkind to pigs I know)

Ian's with St John

Didn’t the Aussies eliminate themselves when they cried off SA ?

I suspect it will be a dead and utterly flat strip, bowlers nightmare to guarantee a draw and series win.

Shit pitch mind, even the Indian's couldn't cope with it at start of day 2 FFS

He doesn't even bowl consistently ultra-quick either tbh

Very likely and more likely by the minute !!!!

Now these are canny figures: He should definitely bowl more as a rule, almost always get's a sneaky wicket whenever he does !!!

Sadly I am becoming more and more underwhelmed by Starmer He's as shit at taking advantage of the open goals as Corbyn was.

These are actually cooked in batter - but must be a VERY fine mix, you can hardly see it - but the taste !!!!!!!!!

TGI Frydays in Seghill is a tremendous chippy. They do battered chips (I know, I know, but bear with me) these aren't caked in batter, it's like a light dusting, they look more seasoned than battered and they are amazing - taste like chips used to taste like in me yoof (when all was done in beef dripping, none of your veggie oil shite). Portion sizes are bloody ridiculously large an all.

It's a girl

Craters are cruel bastards IMO Free the Gemmill Pooch

Our first dog, black Lab, I created a removable drop down/slot in barrier at kitchen doorway to keep her there overnight, she howled the place down first few nights then as if by magic there was silence, we thought thank fuck for that she's settled. Came out of bedroom next morning and she was asleep on the landing curled up on some dirty laundry. After that she just came in with us, as has every dog since, and she had the decency until fully trained to go into the bathroom and do her toilet on the tiles.

Separation anxiety, never crated a dog, they all have slept in our room since day 1, early days that was in a big box with their blanket/bed. Mind you it is one hell of a lot easier dealing with a pup when there's an older dog in the house - incredible how much an older dog trains the pup.

I have several colleagues in Houston who still have had no power since Sunday overnight, some places have "boil water" directives in place and ain't got gas or leccy to boil it with !!! Everything's bigger in Texas even the power cuts !!!