Super_Steve_Howey

I'll have a Jimmy Floyd, a Darren Ambrose, a Herman Herraidersen and a 99 please Mr Pardew

I love it when your holey!

receptionist .... swallow snigger

Hitzfeld as D.O.F & Klinsman as manager Oh man I just wet myself thinking about it

Bada BING!

Souness was never actually a good manager though, that is the difference Neither is Allardyce tbh. His team conceded more than Newcastle this year....and look at our defence. I wonder if you ever watched us when Keegan was in charge, we nearly won the league in a season and conceded loads yet played quite well and there was a plan B & even C We conceded no more than Man Utd. It's a total myth.

Bye Bye Charlton. So many memories.

I wonder where Bob is

Fat Sam is boycotting the BBC The club ambassador works for the BBC Fat Sam is odds on to bar Alan O for life

The fact he's resigned and kept his mouth shut shows that

When was the last time an NUFC manager lasted 3 years?

0-1 Berbatov 9 minutes

Souness was never actually a good manager though, that is the difference He's got more trophies than Fat Sam

I blame Fat Fred. I've had it up to here, it's nearly a decade of getting away with it now.

I want to open a book on the manner in which our next manager will leave -By mutual consent after less than 2 years -Arrested by fraud squad -Affair with club staff -Poached by Athletico Whitley Bay -Heart Attack -Asassinated

Amazing all these 'sick' people that can post on a forum

maybe if we moved away from history and concetrated on the 21st Century we'd be a bit more efficient? Now you're just talking shite Why? If we're living in the past how can we hope to face modern challenges?? It is indicative of an organisation that is too concerned with strange titles rather than functional descriptions The Army has just gone through one of the biggest operational re-organisations in history. They're not stupid enough to be confused by a few different titles for crying out loud. You're off your rocker if you think this matters a jot to how the army operates. And believe it or not these titles do have functional meanings.

No moustaches No bleating on about who in the team is being overlooked for England Ne legal expenses

Next headline: "Phil Gartside to sue Sam Allardyce"

I reckon you should show your disgust by never visiting the official website again... and only go back at selected times when it's crucial. You could hold a stand up comedy benefit show to raise funds for Fred's dividend

Abbreviation-tastic tbh. Why's he telling Fred though?

Can I just be the first to say wooop...............dee.............dooo

He's in a league of his own tbh. When he goes to Man United for £60m he'll score 50 a season I bet Sima's already getting ready to celebrate the quadrouple next season. Why do you think he hasn't posted on here for a few days. Didn't you see him on SSN with the Man United players, celebrating the title? My god some of the mongs they interviewed in pubs yesterday