Super_Steve_Howey

Watch us pay Leeds £20m to buy out Dennis Wise's contract

Lee Clark as caretaker, wins last match, given 5 year deal. Nailed on

God I'm depressed!... Is this honestly all coming as a shock to you?

Typical Jose, doesn't shake Wengers hand, tells the camera to fuck off and prances over to his fans making gestures about chins up or some shite. Won't let terry and lampard out of his fatherly bearhug until he's publicly imparted his words of wisdom. Man U have a 7 point lead, you spent £500m for the league cup, ya twat

Chuck money at the problem - stick on the 18 yr old striker who's never played in the Prem but that you paid £200k for I sense an excuse coming on...

Me too, even though it makes me a total fool. Usually I say I won't renew then do anyway at the last minute so I might as well just be honest from the outset here. Won't be buying the short or any other merchandise though. We do need more topless birds at the match

1-1 20 mins left Let's see if Jose the special one has the stones for this fight

At least he doesn't try and sell you a dag when you buy a ticket

They've got orange boots, yellow boots, white boots and black boots. What a bunch of nancy boys

maybe if we moved away from history and concetrated on the 21st Century we'd be a bit more efficient? Now you're just talking shite

How can you make so many mistakes in a one line post?

football is football, I'm topping up for the summer

The first post really should have been "so i'm off to get the air rifle"

43 mins 1-0 penalty boolarooz sent off

Didn't work in what sense? At least it would have been true. They didn't get any better. I don't think that's the overall aim in a post-match interview tbh Of course it is. If you've been humped you want to know what went wrong and what needs to be changed to stop it happening again. He made it crystal clear in the interview that he blamed the players after AZ and the following matches, and nothing changed. Are you serious? Well what is the point then? I think it's more for the public than the players, don't you? Seriously, are you on a wind up? I can't see the point in separating the two things. What's he going to do, tell the public they're shite and then big them up in the dressing room in private?

Bloody foreigners and their fancy dan names

Didn't work in what sense? At least it would have been true. They didn't get any better. I don't think that's the overall aim in a post-match interview tbh Of course it is. If you've been humped you want to know what went wrong and what needs to be changed to stop it happening again. He made it crystal clear in the interview that he blamed the players after AZ and the following matches, and nothing changed. Are you serious? Well what is the point then?

Wasn't the point Rosicky might be in town? Did he play yesterday?

It's just his raw talent that's taking us to the dogs then is it? Glenn Roeder is not the sort of man to go to the dogs

It reads R. O. Pikey Must have been the mackem chairman

obviously not...why don't you enlighten us Well ... I think he was after suggestions of what he could do to entertain his lass in toon today, before he dragged her to the pub for the chelsea game

Again, did people not get why Boyo made this post?

Didn't work in what sense? At least it would have been true. They didn't get any better. I don't think that's the overall aim in a post-match interview tbh Of course it is. If you've been humped you want to know what went wrong and what needs to be changed to stop it happening again. He made it crystal clear in the interview that he blamed the players after AZ and the following matches, and nothing changed. The players don't come up with tactics on their own you know Why are you telling me?

I am genuinely shocked and surprised at this amazing revelation.

No, why?