Super_Steve_Howey

Father son day out better than maccy dee's

I'm starting to go off it like

anyone else used to call it the snail trail? Not since school mind...

How many Man U fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Mind I think Dave waxes his chest like ...

Surely this question can't be directed at me LeazesMag!! Surely you can't be asking a 74 year old Geordie gadgee what his knowledge and experience of Newcastle is!! A lad who was weaned on Stubbins & Milburn, Brennan & Mitchell, was in his late teens and early twenties when we won the Cup 3 times, stood in the Gallowgate end in the rain & snow on more than one occasion. Followed the Lads in any which way I could since a schoolboy(before you were born) and never faltered in my support no matter where I was, who was playing, who was in charge, and what division they were in. I think I should take me soap-box away so you can't clamber up on it to spout your egotistical pedantic rhetoric which for the most part is hypothetical nonsense. bloody gloryhunters

Was that British? Deserves the award if it was. My girlfriend at the time cried at the end because she'd thought the passengers survived. Silly cow. you dumped her for that? Harsh

how is a set of rules, the magna carta and a speech all classed as books?

some guy took a huge fall down the stairs. Thought he'd broken his arm or something

missed you last night at the do LM

just got up from going to bed again. Head is banging Zulu Dawn should sort me out

Toplass where are you by the way?!?

i'm a wee bit hungover. Not sure if she knows, might try and claim I got mugged

57. Accet you for who youarere ( an absolute drunkard)vdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

cheers all for ga good nieght out. Managed to lose mothers's' jacket so deadd man tomorrow, anyway peacde out is all In can nmanage

you need LeazesMag!!!!!!!!!111111222222

Light years ahead of us in terms of back room methods and sports science tbh, its not luck that they can prolong the careers of the 30+ brigade whereas we struggle to keep half of our squad fit. most of that is down to the club personel not physical facilities which we have in a bundance we won't get that right until we stop rotating the staff every 2 or 3 seasons

Nah just look for a bunch of people upstairs that look like they're off the internet My pic is in my profile if you want someone to look for. I'm heading there now. maybe i'll just stick to mesell

56. Explain a past event in 5 sentences or less

1. still a self agrandising bigmouth like ours 2. a network that consists of his greasy handed son 3. do they go for Bolton, or for the wages? And what infrastructure? I doubt their facilities compare to ours

is there a secret handshake or owt? I'll pop in beforehand, i'll be on me tod so don't stare at me

massive halogen lamps over the keeper's kicking run ups. Off in a bit, if it's off i'll just go on the hoy like any other saturday

open minded family

been told you smell or summat?