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"Season's greetings" in Port Talbot, Wales.

"The show must go on!" https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/kim-shoots-trump-dead-in-south-korea-art-satire-11049252

I know these list you can takr with a grain of salt but... "Newcastle fans may rub their eyes in disbelief but, yes, this is that Florian Thauvin and, yes, his place in the FFT100 list is fully deserved. He scored 22 league goals alone last season, was the only non-PSG player to make the four-man Ligue 1 Player of the Year shortlist, is already into double figures for goals this season, helped Marseille reach the Europa League final and collected a World Cup winners’ medal (albeit appearing on the pitch for only two minutes at the tournament). At 25, Thauvin has finally added focus and consistency to his considerable natural gifts. What would Rafael Benitez give for his invention and goal threat now?" https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/fourfourtwos-100-best-football-players-world-2018-100-21

posted on his twitter: "Hell"

"The Crown Prince of Don't Care" - an ode to Jack Rodwell After watching Sunderland Till I Die, it reminded me that once upon a time I thought it was a good idea to reword the theme tune for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air I made it a little more Jack Rodwell themed (alright, entirely Jack Rodwell themed). Now that we can enjoy football again, I thought it would be a good time to dig it out... Now this is a story, all about how I screwed over your club as they were going down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you all about a player with no skill and no flair Out for a month if I got so much as a graze In the treatment room is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool Gettin’ paid for doin’ nothing, mama didn’t raise no fool When a couple of lads, who were up to no good Said that if I could play then I really should I spat my dummy out and that’s when I got scared Thought I really like the cash but I’m not going out there Up in my counting house, checking all my dough Got a phone call from Bain who tried to get me to go What, kissing goodbye to my 70k? And go to a club where they might make me play? I don’t think so, but nice try my friend I’ll travel with the academy at the weekend And play on the arcades, what japes, what fun I’ve 18 months left before my contract’s done “How about a loan? Fresh start, new fans?” I’ve told you Martin, that’s not in my plans It’s cold out there and I might catch a chill And Lee Cattermole’s giving me looks that could kill I hoodwinked Grayson, but when Coleman appeared They asked where I was, he said “dunno, not here” I was the fittest I’d been, should I go on the pitch? Then I thought, nah forget it, this heartburn’s a bitch I pulled up to my house about nine or ten, They sent me home early, I’m injured again Another day over without breaking a sweat Why do I care if I’m the cause of their debt? I’ll do what I want, I played for England you know But at training Honeyman trod on my toe Back in my mansion, now I’m finally there I’m killing your club and I really don’t care!

Amphibian that buries head in sand named after Donald Trump "[Dermophis donaldtrumpi] is particularly susceptible to the impacts of climate change and is therefore in danger of becoming extinct as a direct result of its namesake's climate policies," said Aidan Bell. "Burrowing [his] head underground helps Donald Trump when avoiding scientific consensus on anthropomorphic climate change." https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46614138

What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit. Posted by Jack Monroe A few months ago I was approached by several newspapers asking me to write a piece on stockpiling for Brexit. I refused, saying that I didn’t want to contribute to food shortages, panic and alarm across the country. This afternoon, I took a deep breath, and changed my mind. I have been overwhelmingly sad about the future of this country for two and a half years. ... And so, I’m writing a list of what I’m stockpiling for the worst-case Brexit. I hope beyond all hope that we never need to draw on these reserves. But I am no longer prepared to take the risk. Carbs: Several kinds of pasta Brown and white rice Self raising flour Fast action yeast Tinned potatoes (Fibre, Vit C, Vit B6, Iron, Potassium) Stuffing mix Instant mash Oats Cornflakes Super noodles Fruit: Tinned mandarins (Fibre, Thiamin, Vit A, Vit C) Tinned pears (Fibre, Vit C) Tinned peaches (Vit C, Vit E, Folate) Tinned prunes (Fibre, Potassium, Iron, Retinol, Vit K, Beta-Carotene) Tinned cherries (Vitamin C, Potassium, Antioxidants) Tinned grapefruit (Vit A, Vit C, Calcium, B6, Magnesium) Tinned pineapple (Calcium, Vit C, Folate, Niacin, Potassium, Magnesium, Iron, Zinc) Veg: Tinned tomatoes (Vit A, Vit B6, Vit C, Lycopene, Iron, Calcium, Magnesium) Tinned corn (Vit C, Vit B6,Protein, Calcium, Fibre, Potassium) Tinned spinach (B6, Phosphorous, Zinc, Fibre, Protein, Vit A, Vit C, Riboflavin, Folate, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Potassium, Copper, Manganese) Tinned carrots (Vit C, Vit E, Calcium, Iron, Potassium, Fibre, Vit A, Vit K, Vit B6, Copper, Manganese) Dried mushrooms – (Fibre, Vit B6, Folate, Magnesium, Potassium, Zinc, Manganese, Riboflavin, Niacin, Pantothenic Acid, Copper, Selenium) Protein: Tinned kidney beans (Folate, Fibre, Copper, Manganese, Phosphorous, Vit B1, Iron, Potassium, Magnesium) Tinned chickpeas (Fibre, Iron, Zinc, Phosphorous, Vit Tinned cannelini beans (Protein, B12, Iron, Potassium, Zinc) Tinned chickpeas (Protein, Iron, Fibre, Vit B6, Magnesium, Calcium, Vit C, Vit A) Tinned borlotti beans (Fibre, Protein, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Vit B6, Iron) Sardines/Pilchards (Delivers 148% RDA of B12 per 100g, also rich in B6, Magnesium, Iron, Vit A, Calcium, Vit D and Protein) Mackerel (Delivers 251% Vit D per 100g, and 200% B12 per 100g, plus Protein, Vit B6, Magnesium, Iron, Calcium, Vit A) Herring roe (Iron, Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vit C, Calcium) Stewed steak (Protein, B12, B6, Iron) Spam Lite – (Protein, Iron, Vit C) Dried yellow split peas (Protein, Iron, Vit C, Vit B6, Magnesium, Vit A, Calcium) Dried red lentils (Fibre, Protein, Iron, Vit B6, Potassium, Magnesium, Vit C, Calcium) Dried brown lentils (Protein, Fibre, Folate, Manganese, Iron) Dried black beans (Protein, Iron, Fibre, Vit B6, Calcium, Magnesium, Potassium) Peanut butter Dairy etc: Dried cheese (grim) UHT milk (Protein, Calcium, B Vitamins) Coconut milk (Vit C, Iron, Magnesium, Calcium, Fats) Flavours to make it bearable: Chicken flavour stock cubes Vinegar Salt Pepper Basic curry powder Cumin Paprika Chilli Bottled lemon juice Garlic puree Tomato puree Canned soups – can be used as pasta sauces/stew bases Anchovies Olives – jars and cans are cheap! Mixed herbs Cider And another thing: Tea Coffee Sugar Cooking oil Tin openers Washing up liquid Tin foil https://cookingonabootstrap.com/2018/11/15/stockpiling-for-brexit/

Ole on loan from Molde while Phelan carries on in his role as sporting director of Central Coast Mariners. What a bizarre appointment.

Gilbert Gottfried.

£32 million on average for players he has signed.

yo, @Kevin S. Assilleekunt, stay out of this thread! The official youtube channel has come correct with uploads of a few of the classics!

Merry Fuckin Christmas! It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, at the Stadium of Light we have no shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw some food to Geordie tw**s at Christmastime They don’t have a prayer, no hope for the Geordie ones At Christmastime it's hard, but we are having fun There's a world just up the road from here, and it's a world of dread and fear Where the only thing that’s flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them the scruffy toon And there may be snow at the landfill this Christmastime The only gift they'll get is to go down (Oooh) In such a filthy hole No wine or beers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Here's to us raise a glass of lovely wine Laugh at them living on or near the Tyne Do they know its Christmastime at all? Feed the Geordies Feed the Geordies Feed the Geordies Let them know its Christmastime again Feed the Geordies Let them know it's Christmastime again

I am in, what do I use as search parameters! Anything for the squad Perez was onside.

A moron judge has struck down ACA!

31 pages and growing meanwhile have not seen a thread on their MLF fanbase on there in while. Oh. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-bands-and-artists-spotify-playlist.1450992/

When he was metal detecting maybe, should of been digging to the left.

Should be asleep since I have an early morning flight to the hot ATL. Hopefully see Josef and Almiron as a busted flush for this match. Let that then go on to spur Miguel here next season. My nerves are getting to the best of me! Pints up!

Musk was not completely successful today with SpaceX.

18-7 in total fouls. 0 cards for them. 5 cards for us. Fuck off Lee Mason.