Matt

Had them for about a year- pretty good all round. Even successfully negotiated a major firmware fuckup out of the box by emailing me the installer.

A good point. Keegan's gone and to bring him back would be farcical.

Toon, Toon, Backing Ambani! (repeat to fade)

Volleyballer angerschmeckert!

I'll be there from 12, but need to nick off straight after the game to get the train back.

Tried and failed to call the Box Office. Fingers crossed it arrives tomorrow.

Mine isn't either. Only saving grace will be despatching my mum to collect a paper ticket tomorrow- I won't get into Newcastle till 10 at the earliest on Saturday and trying to call them is a waste of time at the moment.

Forgot you were going down Jill, have you been able to salvage anything from the muddy melee?

Click the cell you want to reference to, press "=" then change windows to the workbook you're referencing from and click the cell you want to be the source. The link appears in the formula bar- pressing enter should take you back to your destination workbook. You need to make sure the relative file paths do not change (eg by keeping them in the same directory) but where possible you should try to keep all sheets in the same workbook to prevent broken links.

Highlight the data you're dealing with (not just what you want to sort by), go Tools>Filter>Autofilter and you can sort by any of the columns and it will re-arrange all the other data colums accordingly (eg sort ascending descending or filter). I suspect you're only highlighting one column as the normal sort function should also take into account adjacent cells. This should work on Excel 2003, not sure on 2007 with its Tellytubby-inspired interface.

Isn't the 'last word' meant to be the closing of a debate, rather than the opening of another can of worms? Anyway, well done Danny. I hope you're sewing these badges in and not just leaving them in the drawer.

Yep, Tilleys before, Trent after.

We're not, but Keegan has said nothing of the sort!

I was in the Platty Club last night and was subjected to earache from a posse of 13-year-old charva lasses screaming the wrong words to all the songs and asking if that was Owen playing number 8. If they're near us on Saturday, someone's moving. I beleive the plan is 12 in Tilleys.

Theres a brilliant story about it on the official site http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1352552,00.html Tinpot. On what grounds eggsackerly, Danny boy?

Don't know how keen people are, but I'm off on holiday so I will be happy to roll up at anytime- maybe Trent 12-1 ish then on to the ground. Also if you get in early enough you can snare a table and get HT drinks pre-ordered (warm by the time it comes though).

We ruined Duff? Damn us and our hamstring/groin/calf-obsessed sniper.

4 booked at £15 a pop

I'll probably be interested. I'll speak to my Dad today because the 9th's his birthday and I'll let you know tomorrow. What about lunch at the platinum club? If not then block tickets would be great Matt. Am booked up and there on the 8th for a week btw. Lunch at the Platinum club is usually a pie and chips, is it not? I'd be up for that, last time I went in for a friendly it was only £20.

It was in a place in Berkshire called Sonning. Very nice too. I've driven through Sonning Common, all the houses looked a bit like the ones in Southfield Green in Cramlington, which was a little surreal.

Being a cunt would probably help, too.

Do you want me to get a block of tickets- 2J is in- Alex/Adam what about you guys? As for eating, think we should make a decision there and then as more likely we'll be too darn busy drinking ourselves under the sticky tables.

The problem is, most of you won't have a grounding in business, so you won't know what an executive director is, however rest assured I'm right. Fuck off. What do you do for a living like? I reckon Danny's been on one of them Learn Direct courses. That or GNVQ Business Studies.

I hated Shaw more than any teacher in that school. Not because he ranted and raved but he was a wierd little evil bastard. He managed the A team in the fourth year, and he was and is the only person that's ever dropped me, it was purely personal, he made it clear he didn't like me and he's a fuckin total mug. There was something deeply sinister about him that was difficult to quantify, all I can say is I wouldn't like to know what he gets up to in private. And worse the same Uncle Ben's logo tracksuit for decades, it seems.

Desperate WU attempt. Pull the trigger!