Walliver

Patrokles: very low T-Keith: low Hog: very low Besty: low abarnewell (Barney?): very low

LoveShy/Clea are/were fantastic!

Aberdeen, Aberdeen, cannae kick a jelly bean!

at 1:15 in video and 1:05 (in his own motor), 1:12 as per 1:15 I have a feeling that the main kid in it is staying at Oba's at the moment, sure I saw him yesterday. And 1.22.

Is that as far as it went? In this day and age she could probably sell her story for quite a bit.

O rly?

Joey Barton for 22m?

Downing hits the post in stoppage time and Aliadiere scores the rebound. Offside, luckily!

Given watches the ball as Huth scores.

Emre and Smith off, Milner and Viduka on. Duff scores an offside goal. 3-0!

I said Owen would score, didn't I? Well I didn't, but it's what I was thinking.

I was about to say I was quite impressed with his play so far. We're getting plenty of corners, can we score from one of them? Big Claudio?

10 minutes gone, Newcastle have had 86% possession. With Aliadiere upfront on his own for Boro I fully expect us to win this. Edit: Our team, for anyone interested, is: Given, Carr, Cacapa, Taylor, N'Zogbia, Barton, Emre, Duff, Owen, Smith. I think the bench is Harper, Edgar, Milner, Ameobi, Viduka. Edit again: Butt's playing, too.

Owen scores, not given because Schwarzer fell over.

I was going to ask if he still played for them. Didn't he score their first ever goal in the MLS (or some equally amazing fact)?

Why is Jenas still in the squad?

Do clubs really e-mail each other with offers? Technology these days. "We'll giv u £3m 4 alvaro. lol" "Deal!!!1!!"

Also, Fulham have signed Jari Litmanen. Wasn't he ancient when he was at Liverpool?

Shola gets about a bit. From The Guardian's minute-by-minute guide:

I don't think either of these were scored in the Premiership, I'm just throwing in any old goal now. They were both scored by players who were either in the Premiership that season (or perhaps the season before in Trev's case).

Cheers, got mine working now. The first Shearer one is terrible quality but you can almost work out what's happening in the replays. Edit: Zola.

Here's Shearer's goal against Everton, couldn't see a YouTube anywhere in this thread. My favourite Shearer goal: Di Canio's goal of the season: Here's a second by Di Canio: Goals I can't find: Dyer against Everton, Bramble against Chelsea, Dyer against Olympiakos. And how was Bergkamp's fluke? It was mouth-dropping.

I was going to post her when I saw your title! I'll have to think of a new one now...

I've just applied for a job at the council and this was one of the questions. I've never seen the third option on any other form I've filled in. If you want to see the question yourself, goto www.aberdeencity.gov.uk and apply for something. The gender question is on the last page. Do you think I'd be more likely to get an interview if I chose transgender?