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Out of interest, what CDs do Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss have in their collections?

What about him? He's waiting.

It happens at every level of football and unfortunately they can get back into lower league games quite easily. I was at an Elgin cup game last season and we went down 4-0 within half an hour and loads of our 'support' buggered off to the pub. We came back into the game and towards the end after SkySports had told them all it was 5-4 I noticed a lot of them had come back. I've never understood leaving early at any game; surely that's the highest form of glory hunting? "If we're not winning, I'm not staying." I also thought this thread was about Solano.

I can't remember who it was but someone on here summed Berb up perfectly: His jokes may not always be the best, but I always look for his smeeagain threads when I log on and I always open on them. No other poster has this effect on me. Shinton - poster of the year.

Bring back Shinton!

I'd prefer to see more pictures along the lines of your avatar. Festive season and all that.

Mariah Carey sang the best ever Christmas song. Why didn't she release it then? I'm not sure you've understood.

Mariah Carey sang the best ever Christmas song.

I preferred the first one. Even though I had read it yesterday.

I just gave her one.

Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm...

Anyone else doing this? I managed to take Middlesbrough all the way to the second last game of the season before getting sacked. At the start of the season I told my board I was going to win the league so I could get a huge transfer budget so when I was lurking around the mid table split they, and the players, weren't very happy with me even though they are bloody Middlesbrough, of course I wasn't going to win the league. The highlight was undoubtedly when my English XI beat Arsenal (with no Englishmen in their squad) 5-1.

Why World War One? What's wrong with the second one?

More girly piano pop Sarah Bareilles - Love Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5xv3pt7KI

Buy him a yellow jumper. FFS that was easy Why can't we see that level of humour in all your posts?

Should I expect this to be in an official Smeeagain thread later this week?

And you have to admit that he looks fairly happy in the picture, implying he's keen on the move.

remember when we made a bid for Rooney? Quite a difference! Ours was a bid that was enough to get him and one which Rooney has said he'd have likely accepted if Manu hadn't been forced by us into buying him earlier than they wanted. If we made a bid for Ronaldinho oursleves that would be laughable! Didn't we do that too? Aye, when he was at PSG. Different again. Yeah in his time at Barca the papers have linked us with him, either Fat Fred making a cheeky inquiry about him or speculating Ashley when he took over would go for him as a big statement, but no actual bids! We'll look quite the fool when he joins Boro then.

Colbie Caillat - Bubbly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWfB4lurT4

I love black bean sauce and I haven't found a decent way to get it without ordering in. I rarely get takeaways, though, because I reckon they're a huge waste of money. Fair enough for a special occasion but I'd rather cook.

The author of the piece has written about it on the Guardian website

Bugger this, I'm going to be sacked by Christmas. Go any team you want.

After the huge press backlash after England's defeat to Croatia and foreign players in the Premiership being used as scapegoats, I thought it would be interesting to see how well an all English side would do in the Premiership. I've started a game as Newcastle and my aim is to get rid of all the foreign mercenaries and replace them with overpriced homegrown 'talent' to see how well I can do. In the olden days there used to be challenges to take over lower league sides and see how well everyone could do. Does anyone fancy taking us this challenge? I say everyone starts as Newcastle and has until the end of December (in real life time) to build the best possible English side. No hacking or cheating or editing or bad things.

Terry Fuckwit is my favourite strip. I have nothing to back this comment up with.