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Alcohol on your 18th birthday? WHOA!

She's not a student, I don't think she ever went to uni or college. She got people to wear hats and glasses for some photos but there wasn't much facial hair tbh.

I have an online CV and I want to link to around 50 web pages on one topic. Obviously if they're all listed out it'll take up quite a bit of the page and look a bit silly. I'd like something a bit similar to the fast reply button where the box appears and hides when you click on it. I know very little about how I would go about his, what's the best way to do it? Thanks in advance. x

My friend made a brilliant present for one of her friends - she got three passport sized photos from some of her (the recipients) friends and made a Guess Who board with new people. It looked amazing.

This links in brilliantly with the claims to fame thread - if I was gay/desperate enough for money to sleep with a man I could've been next!

No. My dad was standing at the bar with his back to the table. I have no idea who Goram's opponent was. I could've sworn you were going to say something else there. Captain Cool?

I think I've mentioned most of these on here before: I've bowled at Rahul Dravid and Mike Atherton. I got neither of them out but my brother made Atherton swear. My dad was coached by Bob Woolmer a few years ago and reckons he was a very angry man. My dad was also in the same pub as Andy Goram who was playing pool and because it was quite a small place Goram, whilst taking a shot, hit my dad with his cue. I served Davie Robertson (as well as a host of Aberdeen and Elgin players) in the cinema I used to work in. At the time he was Elgin manager and had just missed out on the play offs. I asked him if he was going to get promotion next season and he replied "Aye, either that or the sack". He was right; he got sacked. I regularly appear on MTV and similar music channels. The show I'm featured on is also on a Girls Aloud DVD earning me a profile page on IMDB. I'm mentioned in Cat Harvey's book. Michael Barrymore fancied me. I've sat on the same couch (at the same time) as Dan "Ned Parker" O'Connor. I've also spoken to a few different bands but none of them are big enough (yet?) to make this thread. I think Sheridan Smith is quite nice. Well done. Why did Dyer throw crisps at Jill's head?

That's just sad. This sport is just getting more and more expensive for the ordinary fan. Can't see it happening at NUFC. Season ticket sales would just plummet if they tried it here. How many home cup games are we likely to have next season?

Not really, I got pretty bored. I signed Anton Ferdinand and the real Ronaldo. I also bought Matt Taylor and the Spanish left back Adriano before I made a swoop for their namesakes in the summer but I didn't get that far in to the game.

I think you will find that it was Gilchrist miked up not Gillespie. But i remember that 20/20 that was when Gilly smashed a few sixes and whilst doing it the commentators were asking him to name his spot etc I liked it but only for muck around games and not for the real deal. Speaking of cricket a nice effort from the West Indies last night and nice grab by Monty. You're right, it was Gilchrist (I wasn't thinking straight - no change there then!). Watching him sending two consecutive sixes into the stands and then the commentator told him 'we want another one'. Gilespie duly despatched the next ball way into the crowd - fucking marvellous

A couple of mates went there recently. One of the beggars offered the girl a flower which she politely declined. The beggar insisted, saying that it was free, so she took it. He then immediately turned to her boyfriend and demanded money for the flower that the girl had taken! (Are they technically beggars if they're selling stuff? Does that make them honest workers?)

Twice in 11 years, that's shocking.

Why isn't Brock in this thread?

We made about £2m on Ruel Fox.

I got the same thing at Ladbrokes. I used a Maestro card to sign up but because these are available to 16 year olds they can't tell if you're legally allowed to gamble. I called up and their suggestion was to go into a shop (it took me ages to work out that they meant a Ladbrokes shop!) and show them some ID and they'd sort it all out for mt.

The stuff I have been doing for the last 4 years is quite sufficient thank you very much Good idea. Right any suggestions on material for a stand up. Isn't it funny that Coronation Street goes on forever, I thought Titanic was long, but corrie is just taking the piss. Garlic bread. that's a no I'm not sure how much impact an iceberg would have on Corrie.

At least he bothered and didn't just try to fob it off on to someone else.

Meenzer makes a mean sig, ask him nicely.

He's only 23? His hairline is terrible for that age.

Surely that's what he meant?

After getting the England job (ranked from 7th to 2nd in my reign) and getting Elgin to a decent mid table spot in the First Division I was offered the Newcastle job. In almost three seasons they had only made one signing - Milan Baros - and they had no reserve players and a rubbish looking youth team. The first team squad looked like this: GK: Given (who dislikes Owen), Harper Def: Ramage, Taylor, Bramble, Babayaro, two full back kids who look pretty bad. Mid: Parker, Emre, Duffy (rubbish kid who Emre dislikes but my board won't let me release), Dyer, Milner, Duff, Luque, Ramsey (some kid) ST: Martins, Baros, Owen, Ameobi, Carroll I tookover with 8 games to play, 8th in the league and in the semi finals of the FA Cup. I finished 8th and with Duff and Owen injured for the final I was somehow made favourites against Chelsea. So far Upson, Sahar and Etherington have been brought in to bulk up my squad. Carroll and Harper are on their way out (Krul will be back from his loan for next season)

I've walked in on my flatmate watching porn. I left the room.

If that was the Dean Cain series I would've bought it straight away.

thats gonna help like When I was in primary school our head teacher banned football tops with alcoholic sponsors on them. It got a bit silly when she threw a boy out of class for wearing a Manyoo top with Sharp as the sponsor, I'm not really sure what her reasoning was.