Walliver

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then?

Shirley?

Rather than start a new holiday thread, I'm going to steal this one. I'm thinking of going to Casablanca with a few mates. Has anyone been there? Can you recommend anything to do? Should we stay in Casablanca the whole time or are there other parts of Morocco we should visit? We'll probably be there for around 10 days.

Happy Beckhamday, everyone!

Inside, every time.

I'm midway through my second week (only actually my fourth day in the office because I spent a day training in Glasgow and I had Friday/Monday off) and I'm still enjoying having a job. When will I lose this feeling and begin to loathe work?

my god, even I got that right Aye but then again your first language is english. true. didn't think about that But kindergarten is a German word, shirley?

Rossi has the potential to be amazing. Not really sure what Roeder's 'plan' was taking him on loan and then not using him.

I'm going to T this weekend too. I hope I see lots of instances of people getting the boot in and being banjoed! Smeato! Smeato! Smeato!

Aye, I'll see if Amazon will deliver that book I've just ordered via email shall I? E-books are the way forward.

To be fair to the lad he was probably asked a question comparing his fee to Henry's. Bent didn't set the fee and he could hardly answer by saying "Tottenham were completely ripped off".

Didn't stop him being a wanker like. That's why I brought him up. Being teetotal is normally seen as a positive but didn't Didier runaway and hide because of the drinking culture in the team?

Was Domi the last teetotaller we had?

Or stop making them.

N'Zogbia's seething tbh.

Not really. He broke it at Portsmouth in April and could make a return, if everything goes well, in November - that's seven months.

The problem I have with the Arctic Monkeys is their singer, I just can't stand his voice. I think a few of their songs are all right but if they had different vocals I might be tempted to buy them. And as for their absolutely terrible cover of Love Machine

We've had the ban in Scotland for over a year now and it is absolutely brilliant going to the pub without having to breathe in other people's smoke. For the first while it was a huge talking point but now people are just used to it, personally I've found it really strange recently going in to pubs in England where people were smoking.

Delighted for him. Every season, I wish for Fulham to go down because they're such a pathetic mickey mouse non-entity outfit - they played Chelsea in the League Cup 16,000 turn up and 10,000 of them are Chelsea - utterly pathetic club. Lee Clark had it right when he said Chris Coleman should be manager of the season every season for what he did with Fulham, yet they sacked him??!? What do they want? It was a disgrace and Coleman is a good lad in my view, the way it happened was shocking and topped off a shite week for him after revelations that his wife had been bugging his car because she thought he was humping somecunt else. Anyway today he's been given a really good opportunity, and has been appointed manager of Real Sociedad. They're not Barca or Madrid, but it's still a well respected job, they were in the CL not so long ago, and maybe it will herald the beginning of English coaches trying their luck abroad and obviously gaining more knowledge of systems, players and the game. He's got some cracking games to luck forward to, Nou Camp, Berabeu, Mestaella, the two Basque derbies with Athletic, he deserves this. Fuck Fulham hope yous fuck off to the Conference. Good luck Chris, canny bloke, but you don't look Welsh. IF he gets them promoted. They were relegated last season.. Honestly? I'm no Keir Radnedge with my world football knowledge, I knew them, Athletic and Celta Vigo were doon there for a while, but didn't realise they went doon It says so in the first post in this thread...

Pretty much all of it. I obviously ignored the first post by Gemmill but most of what followed seemed logical enough. I have to say that giving head to three people whilst wearing a nosebag full of Monster Munch was tricky to start with but I think I got the technique perfected by the end.

I doubt it. I'm working for the stv site, so it's all Scottish related gunk, mainly north-east news as I'll be based in Aberdeen (so it's doubtful I'll get to see Grant Stott).

Male, I'd hate to fuck a man.

tbh/fyp. As of Monday I'm an online journalist/website administrator. Largely thanks to all the hot interview advice I received on here.

So what's Celtic defence going to be next season? Balde, Fanni and Shittu hanging behind them?

There is no court! The title says I got away with it; probably because I was so quick she couldn't get a decent look at my face before I was out of there.