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Just had a look on twitter, people are following private jets from Dubai to see if they are heading to Newcastle.

I bet they haven't even bought an executive box yet.

Something something 1972 wasn’t it?

Shat in their own fountain.

LOL Only Sunderland can fuck things up this majestically.

*statue

Another bold statement.

To be fair to him, that has been of no help whatsoever to Man City.

British Shites

Bran is the Lord of Light.

In fairness, I can appreciate their excitement for this final given their qualifying run started in 2016.

That's so incredibly poorly timed it looks like a deliberate, cynical hack.

Mackens, loved all over the world but nee idea how to get there.

I saw loads. What was missing was people who couldn’t spell for shit.

Having a bairn recently has been a worthy distraction from all this horseshit. As a bonus, if there’s no deal we’ll have something to eat too.

Bloody idiots. That had me foaming at the mouth.

Rondonkey ffs

Drink the red pop, or the blue pop?

Nay kids give up seats on buses anymore man. Wor lass over 8 months pregnant and the little bastard sitting next to me didn't flinch.

Beloved

Going to a posh hotel in Rye this weekend with wor lass. Apparently we’re having a bairn in February so this’ll be my last holiday involving any sort of peace. I’ve had to ask for a room on the ground floor; as well as looking like she’s hiding a Galapagos tortoise up her jumper, she’s tediously slow on stairs these days. There’ll be no sex (ever again?) so I’m taking the Switch.

Ditto

Sounds a bit like my sex life at 46.

It's a canny game like but there are some highly unethical interactions within the gang and I am often forced to do things I'm not really comfortable with. I've considered joining other gangs but hear they are just as bad.

Boycott paragraphs.