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and again on the way back for going to Engrand

Transferring planes for international flights they take you through THREE security checks, staffed by about 6 people. This is Beijing mind, not some backwater. Massive queues, drinks (acquired inside international security) and certain batteries confiscated, duty free heavily scrutinized (even though you are not entering their fucking country), extensive body patting. Presumably whichever country you are coming from (the entire world) has inferior security processes. Caught our connecting flight with 2 minutes to spare. They also screen all your checked luggage and removed an expensive camera battery from ours. This luggage screening happens irrespective and so our bags did not make it onto the flight with us and there was fuck all follow up or information about that - they just arrived at the hotel 24 hours later. We were travelling business class and hopefully asked if there was any fastrack...pretty standard everywhere else in the world, they just barked 'NO SPECIAL!' at us. Fucking commies. Going to China (as in staying) in 2 weeks too, can't fucking wait now.

Fauna cataloging kicks off next week. Leaked reviews seem decent but they have held back a huge patch for day one - perhaps to manage the hype.

Just back from a week in Japan, second time there and it is easily one of the best countries on Earth. However - never, ever transit through China...what an incredible ballache that was.

Rubbish, we won relegation - it must be better.

Everyone hates us, including me tbf.

Every great victory begins with defeat.

And how much is a pint of milk over there, tbs?

Air China lost my luggage. Useless commie Cunts.

You gave them heroin? FFS.

That could just as easily be a chart showing the inverse of how much the Establishment and media had attacked them.

My mackem friend reckons England will win something under Large Samuel.

That is too far man, too far.

I'm getting triple glazing in my kip because of the noisy fuckers.

Will at least add some variety to the Bling-Bling Beats Stepover Krew jinking up sweet fuck all.

I was at that fucking game, turned my back on it for the second half to talk to some mentalist.

Some of the eulogies on the radio this morning make me think he chose the wrong career and, in fact, should be leading us out of Europe and onward to colonising Mars, accessing zero point energy and touching the face of God.

He'll do better than Hodgson, but I think Cameron's fellating pig could manage that.

shhhhhhhh man

The first rule of big club is that you don't mention big club.

You still up and down aal awar on that Manumaker 3000 device Gem?

I wonder if May laying it on very (too) thick about taking care of the interests of struggling families was simply her set up so she can say in some months' time that Brexit would likely make their lives considerably worse, so she can't in good conscience do it against the core principles she laid out at the very start of her tenure.

Is Fish gonna get banned again?