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Obertan ffs

nice goal that

Safety achieved in February would be a fucking awesome result. Open top bus at the ready!

Was browsing a property website and found this beautiful garden. http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-50445473.html

PineWorld

THE SECRET DIARY OF HOWMANHEYMAN Hah, Dear Diary - another day, another sucker reeled in. Once again ah used me cunning sudo, sudoe, sussudio, erm, other name to kid all those so-called smart arses over on toontastic. Ah have them all hanging out the palm of me hand, little do they realise that I actually AM the one and only Sports Writer of the Geordie Nation, Toon Army Major General, Lee Ryder himsel, and not just some joker pretending to be me. The joke is well and truly on them. As if I'd ever let mesel be photographed flying me kite on a lilo! This is the best double bluff since I told me mam I wanted My Little Pony for Christmas thereby enshuring that I definitely didn't get any girl presents and instead got a BMX, loads of Action Men and 3 month councilling off that funny smelling weirdo from Jesmond. Anyway, ahve seen all their shergarnigans over the years, stealing money from charity, putting sexy notes in newspapers (WHAT SORT OF SICKO WOULD DEE THIS TO THE PAPERS MAN?!) and stalking people and then infecting their computers with them Tolkien horses. Well the last laugh is on them, I mean me, because I have been nicking their ideas for gossip, insight and outright bollocks for years AND AM THE ONLY ONE GETTING PAID! Some of them mugs even pay toward the upkeep of the stupid site, which is more or less like pouring beer straight into me mouth! Which, by the way, I'm just off to do now with me big mate Jak Alnwick, ahs offered to give him some tips on taking a dive for the team - just like I do every day for me beloved Ronny Gil. Laters.

This. All the stuff that could be interpreted as 'gearing it to sell' could equally be interpreted as 'running it like a cunt'.

Honey I sunk the kids.

Desperately Seeking Susan.

Good business all round. Too many players on our books.

Is Curtis Good ready?

Fop or the one who shoots bears?

Maybe we should all join his forum for a bit?

Hardly anyone posts. I don't think the malaise is because of bannings. Although arguments do keep the place ticking over.

That was a joke. Did you come here for an argument? Normal and thoughtful coexist?

Yes it is.

"He instils confidence in players and he always seems to get the best out of them, certainly he did that at Newcastle and hopefully he can do that for me and the rest of the lads here." Smoking some serious shit.

Aye Stevie. Never mind yer cancer battle, where the fuck is Mugrighter these days?

Can we make this a hashtag? #Ashleyissotight

I bet he makes his knickers last three days. Normal, inside out, then inside out back to front.

Can't be too careful.

Please give us some money?

PPV?