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I just proved it was a fake, what do I win?

Pics?

Tabboo, the Smerking Gherst.

:lol:His album is called 'Jap's iTunes'.

PayPal. Bitcoins if you're going down this route.

Wor lass wants us to see Gone Girl but it doesn't seem appropriate at the minute, given I'm plotting to push her off the Newhaven - Dieppe ferry. I'll wait until it's on DVD I think.

I found a contract at my Nan's care home.

No chance, he'll be a scintillating Sky pundit by 33."well now eeeeer, I tink dat what he needed to do dair like was, eeeeeer, try an gerrin de box and, eeeeeer, prolly have a shot on the goals like, eeeeeer, duyunowarrameanlike?"I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.

Rooney isn't fit to suck Shearer's balls tbh.

That was my response too, felt it needed to be experienced elsewhere.

£100m. One of the biggest marquee strikers in the world ever. Never been in any tent.

I've been on this page for 20 minutes now.

I was going to do that! :lol:Scary, bet the little cunt wants to gas us all.

An insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy long legs.

Being arrogant and deluded is a special mix, quite a tricky one to maintain in our stark perpetuity. Interesting to also note that the Geordie dialect is considered the most trustworthy in England and the people deemed amongst the warmest in these islands. What a bunch of absolute heed the baals we must be.

I don't know, the ute of today.

Reading the comments on Guardian website is definitely bad for you.

100 million dollars.

Our most active passer.

Mackem?