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Tbf he's moving on to a better club.

I reckon they offered him £5k a week.

Often a cry for help, isn't it?

Sagna's boots man.

More goals in 17 minutes than we managed in 23 games.

Anyone going to watch what used to be the biggest game of the year?

Pardew or Satan is the only 'Pardew or' I'd spend more than half a second on.

Torrent like diarrhoea.

We could spend £100m and still be dogshit though. The 'exist' ethos and Alan Pardew will see to that.

Dross if he comes.

How about self immolation? Poll?

Hoyed some spuds in in support of you CT.

Awesome.

Perhaps a few more years of the tv money will satisfy him and he'll sell up. Seems unlikely.

Maybe. He's human inside all that aloof blubber.

Should we actually try and have an amnesty? Bury the hatchet with him? Reach and touch somebody's (fat) hand?

I'd like it if we played decent football and didn't talk about revenue streams.

I think that song upsets him and he wants to spite us. Propose rewriting it to 'invest in our club, develop our clu-ub, you benevolent athlete, please win us a cup'.

And be less of a cunt, while he's at it.

Why would anyone buy a club FFS?

An apt term for the club these days.

While sticking pins in your eyes to simulate the football.

Anyone who's playing Ireland.

Firebomb his stores, when they are closed.