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I've not touched it for months, what are you still doing?

All they deserve is an empty stadium, relegation and 10 years in Pennywell.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/378853/Newcastle-boss-Alan-Pardew-to-ask-Mike-Ashley-for-FIVE-new-signings-at-end-of-season-talks 5 new signings to keep us in the Goldilocks zone.

I think the stakes are way beyond football and the response should be escalated in the extreme. These people should not be able to sleep at night.

Jay Jay Sea, where are you?

Well I knew that tbf, I was hoping for some creative sarcasm rather than the stark reality.

Might start following Brighton next year, proximity.

8th would be canny though.

Self respect too. Maybe this is why they go for Frenchies, easier to obfuscate reality.

When will some radgey say enough is enough? When he takes our first borns?

If you are still going to match you're effectively taking it hard and bareback from Pardew whilst deep throating fat Mike. How can you live with yourself man? They won't even pay for your taxi home.

What, do you think, is our pitch to players? "Come and join us, we'll aim to get a top ten English Premier League finish but there's fuck all chance of a cup run so you won't be too busy" "Hey, meet our amazing coaching staff! Certain to send you backwards, reducing your value, self esteem and cock size" "Wear the famous black and white, complete with sponsorship by the country's biggest loan shark, Wonga, helping people sell their grannies since 2006" "Play in front of the meekest morons in football, they'll keep paying your wages no matter how shite you get!"

Exactly, I'd be cringing to have to repeat this misery, but it's all so matter-of-fact-fuck-you-fans-and-your-hope. It's just a consumable, go to the game like you would the cinema. Meaningless product for a meaningless generation.

Baffles me as to how an extra 7 games can lead to relegation. Give them some Red Bull and get on with it you cunts.

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I'm concerned about the clubs coming up, they have some big, big backers and we will struggle to compete wiv their fret.

Obviously been skipping Wenger's Tuesday night Hip Hop lectures.

Jack Wilshire is wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wack

About £50m less (net) I reckon, as they will fail to get most of these 'deals' over the line (expected more bids for our players).

Okay Dorothy.

There's no one quite like grandma.

I've written off all seasons up to and including 2020. Quite liberating really.

They're all bottom 5 on this year's form.