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Black cats invented luck.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/16/fa-sunderland-pitch-invader-steve-harper-newcastle

I have just realised I will be on a plane to Las Vegas when this match occurs ffs.

Most of us go to work to escape our children. Bruno man, get some fucking boundaries.

I approve, we need something to change and if Eddie Howe is not prepared to do it, we here at toontastic will just have to step the fuck up.

Is there anyway to get tickets if you have no ST? Are we into dick sucking territory now?

Is Bruno’s contract still unresolved?

He needs to play his best players. Fuck off the shite and whatever fantasies he has about being good at subs. Just put the best players out ffs.

We have a system?

What has happened to this team?

Which cunt started this thread?

Game over. Our “stars” look more like black holes today.

Gash. Lacking confidence, spark. Really missing Willock. Howe needs to get his hairdryer out.

Nay one will poach wuz playaz if they nevah win marra. FTM.

Plastic swords melting in Pennywell.

Is Bruce growing a spare nose, near the top of his existing aberration? Is he on some sort of lifelong bizarre nasal project? The Sagrada Familia in vaguely human form.

It looks like a draw to me. I was at this last year and it was awful, despite being adequately lubricated.

I've been to Stralsund. Do not drink in Brazil bar. The owner is an absolute cunt.

I was at this. We’d waited a long time for it then. 30 fucking years ago man.

Another tough fixture. Who’s doing the thread? I think we need new blood.

Best opportunity we’ve had to beat them in a long time and totally blew it. City result was fair enough but to lose to ten men at home from a winning position is minging.

Fuck off man.