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Graham Carr loves a drop of Cognac.

Some pissed people outside my house, could I get away with battering the cunts?

They're anteaters btw What we should do is send some of these fuckers in..

This one's for you Gem..

http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/

He'd be melted down and turned into pots for boiling basmati.

Just a fuel stop halfway to KFC. Hitler been mentioned in this thread yet?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/08/l...ing?INTCMP=SRCH BlackBerry Messenger (BBM) appears to be the favoured method of planning the unrest that has swept across north London since Saturday evening. Unlike text messaging or Twitter, BBM is a free, private social network where almost all messages are encrypted when they leave the sender's phone – meaning that many messages are untraceable by the authorities. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/0...rry?INTCMP=SRCH

Army not considered an option as there's none in the country anyway?

strategic black copper behind Cameron?

#riotwombles on the case to clean up London.

Still no comment from the nation's leader after three nights of rioting? In this communication age he could have issued a statement from anywhere in the world. How do we interpret this silence?

ITV News has shown footage of 'a queue of people waiting to loot a shop'.

Gerld.

Bound to spread to other cities. Sunderland?

Wouldnt you? Would significantly reduce the number of fouls conceded. Could even be an advantage. Where are the amputee footballers?

Lord Coe will be gagging on his fois gras.

Hackney riots live on BBC news.

Giving it the big one about retiring early and making loads of money - more money than journos who don't too too bad tbh. Has just claimed he will be playing on Saturday though.

Don't get overclocky man.

SWEARMAN it is.

Lollerdyce

I was kidding like, thought I didn't need a wink but acknowledge the Possies are so desperate to highlight potential Neggies they overlook usual posting styles.

GONE! Merely given the armband to raise his value.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...ds-spirits.html